vibes are weird so lms and i’ll hype tf outta you
VANNA you remind me of maleficent dark and twisty but in a sexy way. your dark locks and bright lips with your pointy brows intimidate me but also make me smirk. no one could ever match your style because it only looks good on you. your fake or real bf? one lucky guy
APOLLO man you’re fucking something else and i mean absolutely no offense but you’re like a baby learning about the world and it’s so nice to see your growth from you motel education. despite all that you’re hilarious and very well liked in this town and hope to become friends
MAX if looks could kill i would’ve been dead along time ago but i also would be thankful you even looked at me. we share a love of penguins and from what i can tell you’re a baddie and i like that. i hope your coat is faux cause i don’t want peta to attack you. you are 10/10
JACE even though you’ve left me on delivered imma leave a trail of lil debbies to bring you back. you’re a humble guy with a nice smile and killin the wavy locks. you make an impact here in chaos everytime you show your face and we are truly blessed
BENNY there’s too much to say your hair, smile, singing, personality, and style? flawless. you’re like a puppy someone you always want to be excited to talk to and be friends with and if they don’t like you it hurts. i wish i could pull scruff off like you do
CHRIS please educate me your brain is like a grape and i’m a fucking raisin. i hope to be half the man that you are with your kindness and educational semi sarcastic humor. the way you can dive into a subject and dissect it it truly inspirational thank u for being everyone’s dad
CICELY you are so beyond cute and so nice and bubbly to talk to even though you come in and out of my dms i think we are destined to be really good friends. i want nothing but the best for you and will protect you at all costs clap for your achievements and lend a shoulder to cry
TESS you are beautiful kind and fun to talk to. hopefully we can have a doc party because last night was such a fun convo and to share a common passion is amazing and you totally understand what i put down. you constantly uplift everyone
INDY idk how many times i have to thirsty and simp over your beauty for you to dm me and talk to me more. you’re so stunning it leaves us all star struck. maybe you’re seeing someone and if that’s the case lucky then they struck a diamond. you’re so sweet to everyone and love it
COLE you try the best that you can and it’s admirable. you learn from your mistakes and get better for it. don’t see you around much and that should change. you seem interesting and like a cool dude with an interesting style
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