I have a story to tell but I'm too lazy to type it onto 8 tweets. TLDR: saw an annoying little bitch customer at a store today and called him out for it.

Ive yelled at annoying customers before. Ill put more stories like this below

Last christmas, two tables at a restaurant were bitching to the lone waitress about how slow the food was coming out. Asking to get it for free etc. They only had 1 cook. Finished my food and turned arnd, told them "ill pay for your food if you shut the fuck up". Left n paid both

Went to a truck stop and a driver was screaming at a girl to refund 15$ of diesel (impossible). Several people in line. Str8 up yelled "she cant fucking do that. Call the fucking customer service line and theyll give you store credit. Nobody wants u here." He left immediately.

Went into an LA truck stop at 4am and they had early driver rush. Long line. Guy in front of me was bitching loudly. I said "Ill pay for anyone's shit who's standing here patiently. For real." Ended up spending 150$ on other ppls stuff and the cashier laughed the whole time.

This usually only works and the offending customers leave because A) theyre embarrased and B) theyre too shocked at my appearance to do anything. I dont "look" like someone that would scream 'fuck you bitch tits' so it's like a deer in headlights before fleeing moment.

I get the same reaction when i speak fluent chinese to chinese tourists to help them buy stuff at travel plazas. Im not chinese. I hope you all find the grit to do the same. I use myself as example, not for brownie points. normalize humiliating Karens

I also only do this if the customer is clearly just beind an idiot. I understand due customer impatience because not all retail employees are perfect, but pretending the world revolves around you and taking advantage of others? Nah nah nah nah get out wit ya bullshit