Somebody asked if I date interracially and honestly, nah. I mean....MAYBE BROWN but it's mostly nah. I need me a black ass family. I did date a white woman who was 50 once though lmao. #darkdays

lmao okay so basically I used to have this lil summer office job and I worked in a certain department that was on the same floor of another department. I met this white woman who was what they call "deputy director" and I was yep, the 20 year old intern...

so she was a lot of people's boss but she wasn't my boss. We were introduced because she was cool and I was just meeting folks on my floor. I heard she was a lesbian and this was when I was a raging homosexual so we would bond and I'd eat lunch in her office cause she had

a big ass office cause #deputydirector. Anyway, I don't know how it escalated to us fucking but it did. OH I KNOW...she asked if I wanted to get dinner after work and at this point we were having lunch together and leaving the site together so it wasn't a big deal....

she was wildly depressed. would often break into tears in the middle of sentences cause her ex recently ghosted her and she was a WRECK. Her ex and I also shared the same name and her ex was ALSO in her 20's so I was like her black angel lmao

anyway yeah so I was damn near her only friend and you know my cancer ass just listened to her talk and let her cry and you know people fall in love when you do the most basic shit. So yeah, idk that's how it happened. And we would go to 5 star restaurants all the time...

and she bought me whatever I wanted. I'd just chill at her nice ass house in Mt. Vernon and roll my weed and just listen to her talk about her shitty ass life while I drank up all her liquor.

We would get hotels and stay at the 4 Seasons just cause and shit. We were quite a sight lmao. I wasn't attracted to her really at all....like nah. But, I mean we were friends and she was a good distraction and it helped that she also bought me ipads and shit lmao.

I genuinely cared about her but she was such a mess. I remember she flew down to ATL while I was at Spelman during pride week and I curved her so bad cause I was back fucking my ex, smh. Blah blah anyway that's the story

She used to call me her "tiger" and she called me "royal" because that was when Lorde's song came out and that was my shit and I'd always sing it, lmaoooo. I deadass was only hanging with white older rich lesbians and gay men at that time in my life. shit brazy.