covid has shed some light for me on the personalities of the people who would make up the zombie horde, before they got zombied

after the initial outbreak, a lot of zombies who didn't believe in zombieism before they became zombies

zombies who smell amazing because of all the essential oils they'd doused themselves in trying to avoid the zombie virus

extremely fit zombies who tried to Eat Clean their way out of zombie outbreak

waves of zombies who had dared zombies to bite them and then not told their friends, and their friends

soooo many zombies will be young white dudes. so many zombros

they'll remain the main market for axe body spray and stella artois even in undeath

and so many zombies will be god-fearin church-goin proper capital F Folks cuz they caught the holy zombie spirit at sunday service

this thread brought to you by being inside