Thread by @arimxndoza, no one asked for it but i’m making a thread of my [...]

no one asked for it but i’m making a thread of my mom’s reactions to tma bc they’re gold

she said, and these were her exact words, “poor martin, almost got gotten by the lady!”

she also said martin is adorable and that she has a soft spot for him already. i showed her fanart and she yelled “AWW”

she also said that during ep 22 she kept thinking “god what did jon DO to this man?” bc he was saying “we all know what happened last time when i came back empty handed” or something. basically she loves martin and feels bad for him

me- martin goes off a few times

my mom- why, cuz jon was being an asshole again?

oh mom.

she asked me if jon is gay i

my mom loves to swear while talking about tma doesn’t she

[about melanie]

me: [recites the lines abt cows between jon and martin]

my mom: who says that?

me: guess.

my mom: [literally guesses every character with SASHA

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my mom: [finally guesses jon and martin]

me: ...yes

my mom: no WAY! are they gay together???

I CANT WITH HERDKD$/:&

this text scared me at first glance

i keep on waiting for her to say something else and then she just leaves me on read.

this is not related to tma at all but she went from aw-martin to i-am-hungry in the span of a minute ?? thought she was typing some long ass theory or smth but nah she just

my mom is smart and asked if sasha was “one of them now”