Is it harsh to say I don’t want other people’s children at my future wedding
The only reason I ask this is bc I was looking through Pinterest (who have I become...) and there were multiple pictures of kids ruining people’s wedding pictures as they were walking down the aisle or cutting the cake or whatevas :(
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