"To the people who looted my car last night: A Thread
1. Why? Why did you need my lighter collection and my safety goggles for chemistry?
2. Why did you take only the nickels and dimes out of my change cup and leave the pennies?" (1/3)

3. Why did you take my antibiotics, but not my weed?
4. Why did you take my $2 bill, but not the $5 and change in canadian money that rounds out to over $4 american???" (2/3)

"5. Why did you take my bobby pin and hairties on my gearshift? Did you NEED those?!
6. I'll be watching. And waiting. And it won't happen again bois, Trust " (3/3)