#winmetawin can do things but can& #39;t do me; a (wtf?!) Thread by a Delulu
He can use binoculars but he can& #39;t see my existence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ฉ" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
He can open the door naked but he can& #39;t do it to me. (you& #39;re not bright so yes)
He can do piano but he can& #39;t do me.
He can hold the mirror but he can& #39;t hold my hand.
He can ride a car but he can& #39;t ride me.
He can drink beer but he can& #39;t drink - nevermind.
Win can sleep but he can& #39;t sleep with me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ’”" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">
He can lay on the floor but he can& #39;t lay on my bed.
#winmetawin can be a baby but he can& #39;t be my baby
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