Story time : My first experience in PCB . 9:30. Tune in.

Hammerhead Fred’s Edition

1. So we got to hammerhead’s and the line was mad long. We stayed in a hotel like 2 miles away so we had to walk. It was 2016 so we were mad lit to Uzi. We were absolutely sober but we were ready to turn up. I had my wife beater on

So we got inside and it’s a foam party. It’s mad dead inside but we were a bunch of lit high schoolers lit off of life ready to pipe up. I saw THE baddest. I mean the baddest dark skin girl ever . So I went up to her tryna be cool and hop down , and she looked at her friend

So it caught up because more folks started getting in and the DJ was turnt up. So we in there getting dances left to right , you know colga was in there kinda deep so we had to pipe up bad.

So it’s like 12 AM and the foam starts dropping down. And when I tell you

Man it’s folks in there without deodorant and girls in there smelling like Covid 19 . So I’m like wow bruh let me figure out where the smell is and move to another section

My homeboy was dancing with THE BADDEST girl ever named Jasmine. Lightskin, kinda taller than others, curly hair . FINE . So you know I had to grab her

So I’m in her ear the whole time. I used to be real smooth bruh. I’m in her ear telling her she coming back with me. She gave me her number and we went to the bench in the back and discussed a post move. You got friends , I got friends. Y’all push up after .

Now mind you, we are like 17-18 and these are 22-23 year olds. I forgot to tell her I was waiting till marriage. So I can’t give her what she expects me to

So like the kids we were , we walked 3-4 miles to Waffle House to go eat. As we walking in , it’s a girl outside with a suitcase . Looking is dead in the eye making motions like she’s finna throw up. Imagine someone looking at you while almost puking

So we didn’t know whether to help or not so we asked her if she was good. She ignored us so we walked in salty that we even tried.

So we at Waffle House joaning the mess outta one of the people we went with . But I had to remember about Jasmine the stallion . I looked in my phone and she texted me 20 minutes before I checked .

So atp Jasmine is never gonna text me back. So yeah I was salty . But , we’ll try again tomorrow night with someone else.... At the paint party

So we walking around PCB searching looking . and some dude came up to us with 120 dollars, dice , and 3 cups. So you already know what’s going on. My homeboy decided to spend his whole check tryna gamble. He won the first time finding the dice under the right cup

But then buddy absolutely ran off on him . This man done picked the wrong cup . Lost ALL his money. So now we gotta throw him some cash we barely have cause we been spending and it’s 1 more night in pcb.

So we get to the paint party and this time , it’s worse than before . So we all in there , sober again , lit again having our own fun. But then we turned into some wall huggers. Then it FLOODED with people

So once we saw how lit it was getting, we had no choice but to get —

Once again, we turned hammer head Fred’s into our place. we decided let’s split up in 2s and 2 man. So we all are walking around meeting different shorties tryna come up on a kiss on the cheek since we all were virgins (except on). So my homeboy met this white girl abd locked in

Man if you would’ve seen the way they were dancing and how she was holding his head and how he has his hands on her hips. It looks like he’s bout to take her home NOW. I’m like

So he told her he’d be right back (rookie mistake) . So we all linked back up and made a plan . One of them had a girl from New Orleans take him to the bathroom. So atp I’m confused . When did he go? What did he gain from that ?

once we all got together and thought of a plan . My homeboy told our other homeboy about the white girl. He’s lit . “ bruh come check this white girl out “. As we walk towards that section of the party , this girl has her tongue all the way down another dude’s mouth and we like

So this struck a fire in him so we stormed off to the middle of the party and it’s nothing but baddies. We in there getting dances, holding each other up. If the girl is cute and one of my boys wanna dance with her , you know the vibes

So my boy dancing with this one baddie and he won’t tag me in . And it’s pissing me off . So I’m finna take his girl again ..... and guess who walked in the building

My ex. My girl who was my girl but wasn’t my girl at the time . So I said forget that and slid over there when I seen she was on the wall chilling. And boy I went over there being the goofiest I have ever been . I’m dancing and spinning around her and singing to her .

So she cracked a smile and from there , it was over with I wasn’t worried about nobody else. And I’m not gonna lie I blacked out from happiness after that so that’s all I got lmao