Me yesterday: I'm gonna stop drinking during Holy Week?
Me today: Does one beer count as "drinking"?
My mom: Yes.
Me:
Me: I wish we at least had some hop tea. Or *something* with hops in it.
My mom: How about rabbit stew?
The lesson of this thread is, nobody tells a dad joke like my mom.
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