I love working as a doctor and secretly whispering verses of the Quran into Boris Johnson& #39;s ear, secretly converting him to Islam. My boss can& #39;t do anything to stop me because he is quarantined and also because he& #39;s afraid of being called racist
excited for this thursday, when everyone in the UK will step outside of their houses to applaud just me
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