I love working as a doctor and secretly whispering verses of the Quran into Boris Johnson's ear, secretly converting him to Islam. My boss can't do anything to stop me because he is quarantined and also because he's afraid of being called racist
excited for this thursday, when everyone in the UK will step outside of their houses to applaud just me
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