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Bizzare Stories in Hinduism [ A Thread ]
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How was gold created? Hindu God Siva ejaculated and wherever the semen fell gold and silver mines appeared.
"Just as a maddened bull elephant follows a female elephant who is able to conceive pregnancy, Lord Siva followed the beautiful woman and discharged semen.......
"Just as a maddened bull elephant follows a female elephant who is able to conceive pregnancy, Lord Siva followed the beautiful woman and discharged semen.......
......, even though his discharge of semen never goes in vain. O King, where so ever on the surface of the globe fell the semen of the great personality of Lord Siva, mines of gold and silver later appeared.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 8.12.32-33
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 8.12.32-33
Here is Hindu god Prajapati having intercourse with his daughter , the semen that fell during intercourse then turned into cattel.
"Prajapati went on top of his own daughter Usas. His semen flew away. It was poured on this (the earth). He made it perfect.......
"Prajapati went on top of his own daughter Usas. His semen flew away. It was poured on this (the earth). He made it perfect.......
......, [thinking]: ”Let this [Semen] of mine not be spoiled.” He made it [something] real, namely, cattle."
Source: Pancavimsa Brahmana 8.2.10
Source: Pancavimsa Brahmana 8.2.10
In the following text Vishnu (Hindu god) has a horse head transplanted on his neck.
“Visvakarmâ quickly cut off with his axe, the head of a horse, brought it before the Devas and fixed it on the headless body of Visnu. ........
“Visvakarmâ quickly cut off with his axe, the head of a horse, brought it before the Devas and fixed it on the headless body of Visnu. ........
By the grace of Mahâmâyâ, Bhagavân became horse-faced or Hayagrîva.”
Source: Devi Bhagavatam 1.5.106-112
Source: Devi Bhagavatam 1.5.106-112
Here Hindu god Krishna steals young womens garments so he can see them naked.
"The Supreme Personality of Godhead said: If you girls are actually My maidservants, and if you will really do what I say, then come here with your innocent smiles and let each girl pick out ......
"The Supreme Personality of Godhead said: If you girls are actually My maidservants, and if you will really do what I say, then come here with your innocent smiles and let each girl pick out ......
..her clothes. If you dont do what I say I wont give them back to you. And even if the king becomes angry, what can he do? Then shivering from the painful cold, all the young girls rose up out of the water covering their pubic area with their hands"
Srimad Bhagavatam 10.22.16-17
Srimad Bhagavatam 10.22.16-17
Indra who is another one of these Hindu gods used to blow womens clothing away.
".....He saw those damsels bathing and enjoying themselves, as they do in they do in the pleasure-garden of Kuvera. Then Indra, in the form of a gust of wind, blew away and mixed up their garments.
".....He saw those damsels bathing and enjoying themselves, as they do in they do in the pleasure-garden of Kuvera. Then Indra, in the form of a gust of wind, blew away and mixed up their garments.
...At that, all the maidens, hastily coming out of water, dressed themselves with the clothes as they found them.”
Source: Matysa Purana 27.4-5
Source: Matysa Purana 27.4-5
According to Hindu texts the earth is four cornered like a brick.
"Now this earth is four-cornered, for the quarters are her corners: hence the bricks are four-cornered; for all the bricks are after the manner of this earth"
Source: Satapatha Brahman 6.1.2.29
"Now this earth is four-cornered, for the quarters are her corners: hence the bricks are four-cornered; for all the bricks are after the manner of this earth"
Source: Satapatha Brahman 6.1.2.29
Apparently the Moon is twice as big as the Sun....
“The diameter of the sun is nine thousand yojanas. The extent of its circular surface is three times that. The extent of the moon is twice that of the sun
Source: Linga Purana I.61.28-29
“The diameter of the sun is nine thousand yojanas. The extent of its circular surface is three times that. The extent of the moon is twice that of the sun
Source: Linga Purana I.61.28-29
So uhhh Drinking Semen can make you pregnant
The semen virile of the royal sage Yupaketu fell into water. It is said that a harlot drank that water together with the semen and became pregnant”
Source: Skanda Purana III.iii.19.64
The semen virile of the royal sage Yupaketu fell into water. It is said that a harlot drank that water together with the semen and became pregnant”
Source: Skanda Purana III.iii.19.64
And those are just a few of the bizarre and strange stories in these Hindu texts, stuff like the texts above make me wonder how in the world Hindus have the audacity to even begin to mock Islam. Anyhow let me know what else you guys want me to make a thread on.
