Here’s a fucking idea.

A 3 hour presidential fucking briefing with Jon fucking Karl and his gay little fucking blue glasses, that Herman Munster looking motherfucker from NBFUCKINGC and that gay-hating harridan from CNNLOFUCKINGL whose smug fucking face is one fucking wart...

...short of a fucking witch. And this trio of Fuckers will spend all 3 fucking hours only asking Trump why he isn’t fucking shutting the whole fucking country the fuck down.

And if by some fucking miracle we’re able to fucking crack that fucking mystery, let’s move the...

...fuck on and see if we can’t fucking solve the fucking whodunnit about why Trump supports these fucking anti-malaria drugs. And on the off fucking chance we untie that fucking Gordian knot, let’s fucking have these fucking top-notch fucking Columbo-level questioners...

...ask Trump why he won’t fucking release his fucking taxes.

Let’s never fucking move this fucking fucker the fuck on. Let’s never fucking stop finding the fuck out how many different fucking ways Trump can fucking answer the same fucking questions over and fucking over...

...and fucking-the-fuck over until we’re all so fucking misinformed and driven fucking mad we’re all fucking licking fucking toilets.

And I can’t think of three fucking useless fucking lying fuckers more up to the job than the fucking fuckers I call the fucking....

... FrankenWitchBlueFuckingGlassesFuckerTrio

And when this fucking three-the-fuck hour exercise in fucking illumination is done, let’s all tune to CNNLOFUCKINGL so we can watch Jake Fucking Tapper’s smug little resting bitchfuckingface fucking whine like the fucking little Fauntleroy bitch he is because...

... Trump didn’t answer whatever gay-ass retard of a retarded fucking question Tapper wants answered— you know, the fucking question question the gay-hating witch face from CNNLOFUCKINGL had 3 fucking hours to fucking ask and fucking didn’t cuz she’s a fucking retard.