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people always ask me: "hey brandon, whats ur shaving routine? how are u so beautiful all the time?" today, i offer some insight regarding my process
it starts with a quarantine, of course. if i touch my facial hair for less than 3 weeks i'll just die
then, as tony the tiger would say, u have to earn ur stripes
continuing on, we see the manifestation of years of training -- a clean shave, a nice cut, professional, smooth, amazing.
an intermediate step, in which i give my best impression of myself in 30 years
i call this one "le middle part"
clean shaven, showered, freshened up, probably exposed myself on this bird website a bit too much, i am now ready to do nothing. thank u all for ur attention, amen
