Ok peeps, here we go: a live tweet thread of me watching Twilight: New Moon for the first time!

Here's the original thread for the first movie for the new peeps:
https://twitter.com/Mahou_Music_/status/1246551088930721793?s=09

Let's go!

#Twilight

Who are all the people in red hoods?

Bella: *wakes up from a dream about her fear of growing old and dying while her immortal boyfriend stays 17 forever*

Bella's Dad: Happy birthday sweetie! You're getting so old lol. Is that a grey hair?

I hate how stylish Edward is GOD

Jacob got BIG WOW :O

Carlisle is so cool I love him

Ok I'm ngl the fact that Edward has a hard time kissing Bella cuz he doesn't want to accidentally bite her is so fucking sad bro, like,,,, bro,,,,

Ok I can't believe they broke up. Like, where does the story go from here?

I'm so sorry but Bella taking one step and immediately tripping and then just sleeping on the ground in the middle of the goddamn forest at night is just so goofy to me like I know she's depressed but LMAO

WHY IS THIS MAN SHIRTLESS JUST WALKING AROUND THE WOODS LIKE THAT

WHY WASN'T BELLA'S DAD CURIOUS THAT SOME SHIRTLESS GUY JUST APPEARED FROM THE WOODS WITH HIS DAUGHTER IN HIS ARMS LIKE WHAT

Has Edward always had the ability to do ghost shit???? Is Bella hallucinating????

I love Jacob he's so nice and sweet aaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

The way they did Bella and Jacob's bonding scene was way better than the way they did Bella and Edward's bonding scenes or maybe I'm just biased idk

Bella's Dad is team Jacob I'M HERE FOR THIS

Look I have no problem with Edward but he's just a vaguely interesting pretty boy in my eyes meanwhile Jacob is amazingly kind, charming, and has gigantic muscles,,,, like,,,, look at the material guys come on

I feel so sorry for Mike low-key LMAO

What is it with guys leaving Bella cuz they think they're gonna hurt her I fucking hate it here why can't she just catch a break UGH

OH SHIT LAURENT'S BACK

OH FUCK OH SHIT A WEREWOLF JUST APPEARED HOLY SHIT

Why did they cut off the werewolf Laurent fight I wanted to see ittttt

Why is Jacob walking around shirtless all the time now it's unnecessary lmao

Oh NVM now I get it lol

The werewolves are so much cooler,,, I wish they were the main peeps instead of the vampires

Why did Bella jump off that cliff? Like what was the reasoning for it?

Ok this was kind of aesthetic ngl

I know it's not gonna happen,,, but come on,,, it just feels right

Bella: you're so warm

Jacob: it's a wolf thing

Bella: No, it's a Jacob thing, you're just warm, you're like your own sun

BROOOOOOO

Me @ Bella and Jacob rn:

*all the time

ALICE !!!! SHE'S BACK !!! QUEEN !!!!!

Alice @ Bella: I have never met anyone more prone to life threatening idiocy

Me:

The way the phone got in the way of Bella and Jacob kissing,,,

AW SHIT EDWARD WAS THE ONE THAT WAS CALLING AND JACOB WAS THE ONE WHO ANSWERED LMAOOOO SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL

Wait what so based off of Jacob saying that Charlie was arranging a funeral Edward immediately assumed that Bella was dead and is now going to go kill himself? Bro what just call again to clarify? What is this logic????

Wouldn't a phone call to Edward or literally anyone closer to him be a faster solution than fucking flying out to Italy?

Suddenly the Romeo and Juliet book at the beginning of the movie makes so much sense

Ohhhhh so that's why there were people in red hoods lol

The man with the long black hair is so creepy,,,

THIS FIGHT SCENE IS SO COOL YOOOOO

Ok that scene with the tourists all getting eaten but all we get to hear is their screams is fucking terrifying holy shit

Also Bella's finally gonna get to be a vampire? LET'S GOOOOO

Jacob I love you bro but if you get in the way of Bella living her life and becoming a vampire like she's always wanted I swear to God-

Oh ok so they're already getting married? Not even gonna give team Jacob a sliver of a chance? Ok that's cool yeah sure mhm yeah loving this

Ok,,, it's over,,,, much to think about,,,

Btw my crush texted me at the beginning of the movie but but obviously I had already started so I couldn't text her ASDFGHJKL imma go do that now wish me luck! (/End Thread)