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THREAD: Top ten funniest possible world leader COVID-19 deaths
10: Xi Jinping (China)
Really the only humor here is because it started in China, and the fact that China is on the downturn in terms of COVID-19 cases, but there are much funnier possible world leader deaths.
Really the only humor here is because it started in China, and the fact that China is on the downturn in terms of COVID-19 cases, but there are much funnier possible world leader deaths.
9: Vladimir Putin (Russia)
It is funny to imagine that there might be some possible liberal Russiagate conspiracies which such a death would spring. It is also funny because Vladimir Putin is kind of an asshole, but there are bigger assholes and funnier options.
It is funny to imagine that there might be some possible liberal Russiagate conspiracies which such a death would spring. It is also funny because Vladimir Putin is kind of an asshole, but there are bigger assholes and funnier options.
8: Justin Trudeau (Canada)
Liberal golden boy Justin Trudeau would be a very funny choice for a world leader death because he is young and fit, and also he did blackface a lot as a young man for some reason. It would also be funny to watch the split it would cause in politics.
Liberal golden boy Justin Trudeau would be a very funny choice for a world leader death because he is young and fit, and also he did blackface a lot as a young man for some reason. It would also be funny to watch the split it would cause in politics.
7: Angela Merkel (Germany)
This would be funny because Merkel is the face of the EU, has served in power for too long, and is a polarizing figure between liberals and conservatives. Like Trudeau, the discourse surrounding it would be funny. Imagine a Trump tweet about it.
This would be funny because Merkel is the face of the EU, has served in power for too long, and is a polarizing figure between liberals and conservatives. Like Trudeau, the discourse surrounding it would be funny. Imagine a Trump tweet about it.
6: Emmanuel Macron (France)
Neoliberal former Goldman Sachs banker Macron would be a funny death because he is a seemingly young and fit man, is responsible for neoliberal hollowing of Europe, and would widow a wife like twice his age.
Neoliberal former Goldman Sachs banker Macron would be a funny death because he is a seemingly young and fit man, is responsible for neoliberal hollowing of Europe, and would widow a wife like twice his age.
5: Viktor Orban (Hungary)
This dude is fascist, fascist, and he just massively consolidated power as a result of COVID-19 emergency powers. Imagine if he did all that and died immediately? Owned.
This dude is fascist, fascist, and he just massively consolidated power as a result of COVID-19 emergency powers. Imagine if he did all that and died immediately? Owned.
4: Benjamin Netanyahu
Now we’re getting really good. Netanyahu has survived close elections, corruption charges, and has been in power forever. Imagine if he just up and died? lol. Plus, he’s overseeing apartheid.
Now we’re getting really good. Netanyahu has survived close elections, corruption charges, and has been in power forever. Imagine if he just up and died? lol. Plus, he’s overseeing apartheid.
3: Boris Johnson
This dumb fucking goofy orangutan, lol. This one might actually happen, and that would be a very fun day. Johnson is an absolute cornball caricature, and he just won the biggest Tory victory since Thatcher. Imagine if he died after that? lol. Here’s hoping.
This dumb fucking goofy orangutan, lol. This one might actually happen, and that would be a very fun day. Johnson is an absolute cornball caricature, and he just won the biggest Tory victory since Thatcher. Imagine if he died after that? lol. Here’s hoping.
2: Donald Trump (USA)
I’m a little biased as an American, but also this would quite literally cause celebration across the world lol. Is there much to really say? It would just be plain funny, lol.
I’m a little biased as an American, but also this would quite literally cause celebration across the world lol. Is there much to really say? It would just be plain funny, lol.
1: Jair Bolsonaro (Brazil)
This shit would be hilarious. This motherfucker might have the weakest immune system in the world, is incredibly ugly and a fascist. This would be so funny, and possibly the best hopes of saving the Amazon rainforest. So double win.
This shit would be hilarious. This motherfucker might have the weakest immune system in the world, is incredibly ugly and a fascist. This would be so funny, and possibly the best hopes of saving the Amazon rainforest. So double win.
