I have so many absolutely wild dating stories that I tend to forget the weird but less outlandish ones, like the guy who wrote me a five page book report on my favorite book just to tell me that he thought it was bad :(

One time a guy insisted on tying my ice skates for me because he played hockey and I was obviously incapable of doing it myself. We then ice skated for approximately two minutes before we sat on a bench for 30min and he told me about jail :)

My first Valentine’s Day single after the Big Ex, I went over to this guy’s house and we were going to make pizzas but instead he took us to his bishop’s house :) for a Valentine’s Day double date :) with his bishop :) :)

One time @smaisley met this guy who told her about some douche he knows who has a literal, physical tally board for his sexual conquests and I JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT THAT GUY’S HOUSE AT THE EXACT SAME TIME so I walk out to my car afterward and get this text:

One time a guy cried in Buffalo Wild Wings while we were on a date because his team lost an NBA playoffs game and then he told me I was bad luck :)