a thread of me rating every single food emoji

- disgusting. i fucking hate green apples they are the worst apple to exist 0/10

- okay. red delicious is the only true red apple that i know of and it’s kind of meh. 4/10

- i like pears especially when they are not brown or mushy and this emoji appears to be neither. 7/10

- oranges are overrated and this is coming from the girl who lives in fucking orange city so 3/10

- amazing, has done nothing wrong Ever and you can make some delicious scones out of them. 10/10

- bananas are actually really good and i love banana bread and banana nut muffins so this is also another fruit that has done nothing wrong. trust your yellow fruits. 10/10

- the worst fruit i’ve ever had. 0/10

- grapes are nice i used to grow them in my backyard in merced and they were very sweet and delicious so 9/10

- tied to be the best fucking fruit in existence if you hate strawberries i hate you 20/10

- it’s alright. 7/10

- cherries are the fucking worst but the emoji is cute so i’m giving it a 5/10 just because of the emoji

- they just look like fuzzy butts and you know what i like that 8/10

- tied with strawberries to be the best fruit ever if u hate mangos i hate u 20/10

- it’s okay it makes my tongue itchy which i don’t like 3/10

- i have nothing against coconuts it’s okay 7/10

- so valid it’s up there with bananas and lemons 9/10

- tomato should not be a fruit it’s disgusting 1/10

- absolutely horrible i hate it as a food and i hate that people use it as the dick emoji 0/10

- it has no taste and honestly the emoji looks kind of ugly 3/10

- it’s cool i like it and the emoji looks cuter than actual broccoli so 8/10

- wtf is this is it lettuce this looks horrible and does not do justice to lettuce 0/10

- cucumbers are the worst vegetable 0/10

- it’s cute but i cannot consume chilies bc i can only handle artificial/chemical spice 6/10

- I FUCKING LOVE CORN ANYTHING YELLOW IS GOOD TRUST YELLOW FRUITS AND VEGTABLES 20/10

- carrots are good and this emoji looks like the lik carrots the draw with frosting on carrot cake 10/10

- it’s whatever ig it makes some good food like shrimp scampi or whatever 7/10

- i hate onions with a burning passion 0/10

- potatoes are good they fall under the yellow foods depending on the ones u buy so 20/10

i realized i made a mistake twice corn and potatoes should be 10/10 i am sorry

- they’re good ig but my brother is sort of named after them ig (i cant elaborate) and i don’t like him so i don’t like yams 1/10

- these fuckers are so good idk how u pronounce them tho i know tom holland says like quackson or some shit which is stupid anyway they’re good as a food and the emoji is nice 10/10

- bagels are the shit especially with strawberry cream cheese 10/10

- pure white bread. tastes good by itself in my opinion sometimes u don’t need those spreads. 10/10

- @prisonofsorrows’s version of white bread i guess idk are these even french who knows i guess they’re alright 9/10

- they’re okay a little bit salty but ig that’s bc every place i’ve had them at makes them too salty but the emoji is nice so 8/10

- yeah cheese is good without it there would be no mac and cheese but the emoji is fucking ugly so 6/10

- eggs are good idk why so many people hate them and the emoji is accurate so 10/10

- ooh a fried egg i like these but u must cook both sides or it’s gross and the emoji doesn’t do that so 5/10

- you use it to cook shit ig or if you’re like my brother you slap a whole bunch of it on some toasted (burnt) pieces of white bread and eat it like that. unacceptable. 6/10

- so good i really want pancakes so bad but my parents won’t let me make any :/ but the emoji is so adorable it looks better than real pancakes 30/10

- they’re alright the emoji doesn’t really do them justice but it’s still nice 7/10

- litetally never had it wtf am i supposed to rate this

- why is it fucking raw 0/10

- bleh. looks nothing like chicken curry. 1/10

- WTF IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE 7/10 I GUESS ITS PROBABLY ACCURATE

- A BONE IS NOT EDIBLE FOR HUMANS APPLE. 0/10

- people hate them but i love them give me all the hot dogs
also the emoji has mustard instead of ketchup i feel so represented 10/10

- burgers are great and this emoji does them justice 10/10

- they’re fried potatoes how can they not be good and also the emoji looks so good i would eat them 20/10

- i don’t really like pizza all that much it’s okay and there’s only a pepperoni pizza emoji which makes me feel really left out bc i can’t eat pepperoni so 4/10 :/

- never had a sandwich like this before the emoji looks yummy i would eat it 9/10

- i don’t remember what these are called rn but they’re good and the emoji looks adorable 9/10

- green meatballs. interesting. 8/10

- tacos are good but i fucking hate hard shells and the emoji is a hard shell taco which upsets me so 6/10

- never had a burrito but this reminds me of the drawing of one for a doom patrol cover i think which is nice so 9/10

- salad is okay usually but this salad has cucumbers which is absolutely unacceptable 0/10

- if this is supposed to be chicken curry then you fucking failed apple this looks my shit 0/10 the worst emoji on this keyboard

- tomato soup or tomato paste we will never know 7/10

back to the chicken curry rating i made a typo bc i was so angry what i meant to say was “this looks like my shit”

- this is the world’s worst looking spaghetti where are the meatballs 1/10

- idk if this is supposed to be ramen or something else if it’s ramen 0/10 it looks nothing like it if it’s something else idk 10/10 ig

- i think this is vegtable soup but it looks like they didn’t chop the vegatbles which is weird 7/10

- idk what this is but it looks nice 9/10

- i hate sushi but the emoji looks so cute so 7/10

- is that a platter of sushi what’s the point no one can fucking see it the last emoji was better 2/10

- so good my mom makes the best dumplings (and the only ones i can actually eat) 10/10

- i think that’s an oyster and apple somehow managed to make it look even more disgusting than real oysters look 0/10

- shrimp is good and this looks kind of like shrimp i just think the coloring is off so 8/10

- idk what this is

- a bowl of white rice seems like such a weird emoji to have like who tf just eats straight white rice in a bowl 3/10