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forcing my mom to watch jojo 
// phantom blood spoilers
"dio's such an arrogant little brat, i can't fucking believe he killed the dog!!! what the hell!!"
Little Does She Know.
"dio's such an arrogant little brat, i can't fucking believe he killed the dog!!! what the hell!!"
Little Does She Know.
"why the FUCK are they so beefed up now? they're HUGE."
turning this into a thread bc ive been trying to force her to watch jojo for months now and i know its gonna be funny
// phantom blood spoilers
"how come dio's shirt burns off but his pants don't? do they heal with him too?"
mom's askin' the real jojo questions
"how come dio's shirt burns off but his pants don't? do they heal with him too?"
mom's askin' the real jojo questions
// phantom blood spoilers
"can't dio just stay dead?"
if only it were that simple
"can't dio just stay dead?"
if only it were that simple
also my mom likes phantom blood and i consider this an absolute win because we only stan people with taste in this house.
idc if this thread gets annoying but this means a lot because me and my mom don't really get along a lot, plus i dont have any friends who watch/read jojo so when i talk about it, they just listen to me yell about it, so it's really nice to share something with my mom
when i facetime my therapist later, i think she'll be proud of this small but nice achievement 
[dio shows up in the opening]
"god he's such a fucking bastard"
me
my mom
hating dio
"god he's such a fucking bastard"
me
my momhating dio
"speedwagon really loves jonathan, don't he?"
"why does jonathan's pants emphasize his butt so much? they make his ass and thighs look so big!!"
rewatching jojo makes me realize how good the ost is
mom:
me: well actually, in the manga--
me: well actually, in the manga--
"is speedwagon, you know... 
?"
?"
"they sure do take a lot of creative liberties with history here, huh?"
"oh trust me, it gets worse in the next part"
"oh trust me, it gets worse in the next part"
my mom straight up sat here bullying poco and then we got his little backstory and she's all like "oh, he's like jojo, i feel bad now."
smh
smh
// phantom blood spoilers
mom likes zeppeli and we're almost at The Scene and i'm just sitting here like
mom likes zeppeli and we're almost at The Scene and i'm just sitting here like
i made her watch me play eoh a few months ago so im already familiar with which characters she likes and a lot of them d1e so i feel almost evil and guilty for making her watch jojo with this knowledge
// stardust crusaders spoilers
she really loves avdol bc she thought he was cool and i dont shut up about how much i love him so im just Preparing.
she really loves avdol bc she thought he was cool and i dont shut up about how much i love him so im just Preparing.
// phantom blood spoilers
"wait a second... this is where zeppeli dies isn't it?"
"Maybe."
"wait a second... this is where zeppeli dies isn't it?"
"Maybe."
"Holy. Shit."
"poor speedwagon, he's so emotional you can't help but feel bad for him"
// phantom blood spoilers
"how can be still be alive? he just got split in half!"
"it's anime, that's just how it works mom"
"how can be still be alive? he just got split in half!"
"it's anime, that's just how it works mom"
dio: *makes a noise*
mom: *repeats it, but mockingly*
mom: *repeats it, but mockingly*
my mom, talking to our dog: "you're gonna protect me from that dio, right? you're gonna bite that bastards head off and burn it, aren't you, good girl?"
guess we gotta teach our dogs hamon now huh
guess we gotta teach our dogs hamon now huh
// phantom blood spoilers
"dio's not actually dead, is he? there's no way they hyped all this up only for him to go down that easy"
"dio's not actually dead, is he? there's no way they hyped all this up only for him to go down that easy"
// phantom blood spoilers
when i first read jojo i was so hyped up because dio was "dead" that i didnt even give it a second thought, so you can imagine my shock and anguish when phantom blood kept going and dio made his grand finale
when i first read jojo i was so hyped up because dio was "dead" that i didnt even give it a second thought, so you can imagine my shock and anguish when phantom blood kept going and dio made his grand finale
// phantom blood spoilers
"aw theyre getting married!!!! wait why isn't speedwagon there?! he would be best man! he's jojo's best friend what the hell!"
"aw theyre getting married!!!! wait why isn't speedwagon there?! he would be best man! he's jojo's best friend what the hell!"
"speedwagon sounds kinda jealous of erina, don't he?"
mom out here pushing the jonawagon agenda
mom out here pushing the jonawagon agenda
"they should have adopted poco"
"he has a family though"
"and?"
"he has a family though"
"and?"
// phantom blood spoilers
oh to be kissed and held in the arms of your beautiful and loving wife as you bleed out and die
oh to be kissed and held in the arms of your beautiful and loving wife as you bleed out and die
// phantom blood spoilers
jonathan and erina deserved SO much better i hate this so much
jonathan and erina deserved SO much better i hate this so much
// phantom blood spoilers
"no!!! why'd they have to kill him!! he could have gotten off the boat!!"
"no!!! why'd they have to kill him!! he could have gotten off the boat!!"
unfortunately, it is in fact, battle tendency time.
"1938? oh No."
me too. me fucking too.
me too. me fucking too.
i just realized smokey calls erina "granny erina"
i never noticed that before, thats so cute
i never noticed that before, thats so cute
"i don't like this new jojo, he's not cool like the last one... he's an arrogant little bastard that i just wanna smack upside the head and say 'listen here boy'."
finally. someone with taste in this house.
finally. someone with taste in this house.
i talk a lot of shit about joseph but i definitely feel the whole "my grandma is the only family i have left"
to be fair, i liked joseph up until we meet str*heim, and then it all went downhill from there
// battle tendency spoilers
vampire straits (straights?) is unfortunately pretty hot
vampire straits (straights?) is unfortunately pretty hot
// battle tendency spoilers? + nsfw-ish
"so they just fight him while he's butt ass naked?"
"yeah, you get used to it though"
"so they just fight him while he's butt ass naked?"
"yeah, you get used to it though"
// battle tendency spoilers? + ww2 ment.
"considering joseph's 18, wouldnt he be drafted to go fight in the war? this takes place in 1938 after all."
"the "german soldiers" weren't experimenting on super aztec vampires either, and yet here we are"
"considering joseph's 18, wouldnt he be drafted to go fight in the war? this takes place in 1938 after all."
"the "german soldiers" weren't experimenting on super aztec vampires either, and yet here we are"
// battle tendency spoilers + nazi ment.
i love santana so much, every time i see him, i think of this amazing tweet: https://twitter.com/NARAMlS/status/1229803686555029504?s=09
i love santana so much, every time i see him, i think of this amazing tweet: https://twitter.com/NARAMlS/status/1229803686555029504?s=09
my mom keeps going IN on joseph, its so funny
[watching the opening]
"who's that blonde guy? he looks like naruto! i didn't sign up for naruto!!!"
"who's that blonde guy? he looks like naruto! i didn't sign up for naruto!!!"
"joseph's really fucking stupid, he makes you just wanna slap him and tell him to learn to listen and not make rash decisions!! like grow up, kid!!"
is my mom.... trying to mom joseph??????? hello????
is my mom.... trying to mom joseph??????? hello????
i guess i just gotta accept my new sibling, joseph fucking joestar, since my mom out here trying to parent his ass. smh
i think my mom is the first person i've seen to be super into phantom blood, but so deathly bored of battle tendency. she keeps complaining about it and its so funny
// battle tendency spoilers??
[joseph throws the little squid spaghetti at caesar]
"god, joseph, you are such an asshole. i refuse to call you jojo because you're nothing like your grandfather!!"
[joseph throws the little squid spaghetti at caesar]
"god, joseph, you are such an asshole. i refuse to call you jojo because you're nothing like your grandfather!!"
// battle tendency spoilers
"caesar... zeppeli? ...wait a second. the naruto kid is a zeppeli?!?"
"yea, he's the grandson"
[sadly] "aw... zeppeli..."
"caesar... zeppeli? ...wait a second. the naruto kid is a zeppeli?!?"
"yea, he's the grandson"
[sadly] "aw... zeppeli..."
"man, caesar could sure teach joseph some manners! he's got such better manners than joseph!"
i'm finding so much more entertainment in my moms reactions than the anime at this point. this is So funny to me
i'm finding so much more entertainment in my moms reactions than the anime at this point. this is So funny to me
"caesar's very... how do you say this... the kid's definitely got some sugar in his britches."
suddenly, i hate it here.
suddenly, i hate it here.
// battle tendency spoilers
me: [points to wammu] he's my favourite
mom: but he's a pillar guy!
me: but he's good, you'll see, i promise.
hope she doesn't like caesar too much because that might just ruin my argument
me: [points to wammu] he's my favourite
mom: but he's a pillar guy!
me: but he's good, you'll see, i promise.
hope she doesn't like caesar too much because that might just ruin my argument
// battle tendency spoilers
"who does caesar think he is? he can't just take the pillar men on by himself! what a dumbass!"
i only have so much restraint because i REALLY want to say something. But I Mustn't. Not Yet.
"who does caesar think he is? he can't just take the pillar men on by himself! what a dumbass!"
i only have so much restraint because i REALLY want to say something. But I Mustn't. Not Yet.
// battle tendency spoilers?
"dude, theyre the undead! you think some bubbles are gonna kill them? come on, naruto."
"dude, theyre the undead! you think some bubbles are gonna kill them? come on, naruto."
"you know, i just noticed this, but there's a lot less clothing, and a lot more ass and crotch shots in this one."
"you get used to it."
"you get used to it."
joseph be like "i'll knock you into next chewsdee"
// battle tendency spoilers
"joseph's got married now! he's got two husbands so he can't back out now!"
i think i've read this doujin before
"joseph's got married now! he's got two husbands so he can't back out now!"
i think i've read this doujin before
// battle tendency spoilers + nsfw-ish
i never noticed that caesar has such a huge ass. like that pillar climbing scene gives him SUCH a big ass. this isnt even me being horny, im just jealous.
i never noticed that caesar has such a huge ass. like that pillar climbing scene gives him SUCH a big ass. this isnt even me being horny, im just jealous.
"at least they made lisa lisa good looking."
mom said the jojos are ugly. let's pack it up boys.
mom said the jojos are ugly. let's pack it up boys.
// nsfw
[lisa lisa starts undressing]
me: I Am Looking Away
[lisa lisa starts undressing]
me: I Am Looking Away
i literally forgot about this so This Is So Awkward
// battle tendency spoilers
esidisi suzi q is kinda badass though ngl
esidisi suzi q is kinda badass though ngl
// battle tendency spoilers + nsfw
"joseph's so pussy driven!! he can't kill her because he wants the girl!! come on, just kill her already!!"
mom said joseph joestar, more like joseph whorestar, huh?
"joseph's so pussy driven!! he can't kill her because he wants the girl!! come on, just kill her already!!"
mom said joseph joestar, more like joseph whorestar, huh?
// battle tendency spoilers?
"lisa lisa kinda jealous over joseph, ain't she?"
"mom. i promise it is Not like that. you'll find out soon enough, i swear."
"oh, is she a lesbian? that'd be cool."
man how i really wish that was all it was.
"lisa lisa kinda jealous over joseph, ain't she?"
"mom. i promise it is Not like that. you'll find out soon enough, i swear."
"oh, is she a lesbian? that'd be cool."
man how i really wish that was all it was.
// battle tendency spoilers
as soon as the kars encounter, i suddenly became painfully aware of how close we are to the wammu fight
i dont even remotely really like caesar, nor did his death make me sad when i read the manga, but the anime death kinda fucked w/ me ngl
as soon as the kars encounter, i suddenly became painfully aware of how close we are to the wammu fight
i dont even remotely really like caesar, nor did his death make me sad when i read the manga, but the anime death kinda fucked w/ me ngl
// battle tendency spoilers
like i genuinely felt a pang in my heart because i Know Whats Coming
it just hits different in the anime
like i genuinely felt a pang in my heart because i Know Whats Coming
it just hits different in the anime
// battle tendency spoilers
"jojo is sure taking his sweet ass time to get to caesar, huh? i guess he's gonna get there after caesar destroys wammu and then theyre all gonna fight kars in a showdown right?"
"yea, thats about right."
i feel bad for lying but
"jojo is sure taking his sweet ass time to get to caesar, huh? i guess he's gonna get there after caesar destroys wammu and then theyre all gonna fight kars in a showdown right?"
"yea, thats about right."
i feel bad for lying but
// battle tendency spoilers
i cant fuckin do this man, it hurts worse now than it ever did
there was a very strong collective sadness and very very wet eyes.
i hate this anime bro
i cant fuckin do this man, it hurts worse now than it ever did
there was a very strong collective sadness and very very wet eyes.
i hate this anime bro
// stardust crusaders spoilers
GOD I ALREADY KNOW SDC IS GONNA HIT HARD. I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME IM NOT READY!!!!!
GOD I ALREADY KNOW SDC IS GONNA HIT HARD. I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME IM NOT READY!!!!!
// general jjba spoilers
"god this family tree sure is something! they make it so confusing."
"trust me. the family tree gets Far more complicated later on"
i can't WAIT to explain it to her
"god this family tree sure is something! they make it so confusing."
"trust me. the family tree gets Far more complicated later on"
i can't WAIT to explain it to her
// battle tendency spoilers
i love that while wamuu and joseph are fighting, lisa lisa and kars are just casually discussing the battle as if they aren't watching their kids fight each other in a death match
i love that while wamuu and joseph are fighting, lisa lisa and kars are just casually discussing the battle as if they aren't watching their kids fight each other in a death match
// battle tendency spoilers
wamuu's death is so sad. he's one of those villains i just can't find it in me to be mad about his actions. i truly only feel sorrow for him. he's just one of those villains i WISH became an ally.
wamuu's death is so sad. he's one of those villains i just can't find it in me to be mad about his actions. i truly only feel sorrow for him. he's just one of those villains i WISH became an ally.
// battle tendency spoilers
oh to be taunted by kars as he walks towards me, ready to kill me
VERY jealous of joseph ngl
oh to be taunted by kars as he walks towards me, ready to kill me
VERY jealous of joseph ngl
// battle tendency spoilers
holy shit i never realized sono chi no sadame plays when joseph is sending kars off. thats really badass, actually
holy shit i never realized sono chi no sadame plays when joseph is sending kars off. thats really badass, actually
IT'S STARDUST CRUSADERS TIME BABEY!!!!!!
we're only gonna watch a few episode and then retire for the day bc its almost 6 am but I Am Very Excited
// battle tendency spoilers
"before we start this, you wanna know something?"
"yea?"
"kars would have stayed in earth's graviational pull and just orbited earth until something knocked him out of it."
"true."
"but say we went with what actually happened."
"i'm listening."
"before we start this, you wanna know something?"
"yea?"
"kars would have stayed in earth's graviational pull and just orbited earth until something knocked him out of it."
"true."
"but say we went with what actually happened."
"i'm listening."
// battle tendency spoilers
"he could just come back to earth like an asteroid, unthaw himself or whatever, and then what are they gonna do? they can't win against him, they're all old or dead now."
i love seeing this overanalysis & i think sdc may give her an answer to that
"he could just come back to earth like an asteroid, unthaw himself or whatever, and then what are they gonna do? they can't win against him, they're all old or dead now."
i love seeing this overanalysis & i think sdc may give her an answer to that
i do wonder if stands would actually be enough to take down kars if he ever came back though
ok sdc time for real now
// sdc spoilers
"oh god don't tell me dio's back"
me fuckin too
"oh god don't tell me dio's back"
me fuckin too
"why does his mom look so young and he look so old?"
[avdol and magician's red appear]
"oh hey!! that's your dude!" (referring to my figures)
"that's my dude!!!"
"oh hey!! that's your dude!" (referring to my figures)
"that's my dude!!!"
"red haired guy isn't a very good artist."
"its ok he's trying his best"
"its ok he's trying his best"
"there's no way in hell the red hair dude isn't gay. just look at him!"
gays just can spot other gays i suppose
gays just can spot other gays i suppose
// sdc spoilers
still pissed that kakyoin never uses that crazy ass possession ability of his ever again
still pissed that kakyoin never uses that crazy ass possession ability of his ever again
oh to have star platinum beat my ass
// spoilers?
"you know, i really don't like this jojo either. he doesn't even respect his mom, he treats her like shit! at least joseph treated his granny with respect!"
i cannot WAIT until part 6 gets animated because i desperately want to see her reaction to part 6 jotaro
"you know, i really don't like this jojo either. he doesn't even respect his mom, he treats her like shit! at least joseph treated his granny with respect!"
i cannot WAIT until part 6 gets animated because i desperately want to see her reaction to part 6 jotaro
"you know, joseph's kinda funny now."
i can't BELIEVE this. she prefers old joseph. this is absolutely fucking bonkers
i can't BELIEVE this. she prefers old joseph. this is absolutely fucking bonkers
"aw jotaro misses his mommy's goodbye kisses, look at him"
finally mom gets it.
finally mom gets it.
"i like jotaro's stand. he's cool."
aw hell yea
aw hell yea
"joseph's still a massive wimp, 50 years later huh?"
bro my mom just won't give joseph a break, and i thought *I* was mean to joseph
bro my mom just won't give joseph a break, and i thought *I* was mean to joseph
// nsfw-ish
said i missed jonathan and my mom immediately quipped back with "you just miss looking at his ass" and i feel so seen rn
the Disrespect.
said i missed jonathan and my mom immediately quipped back with "you just miss looking at his ass" and i feel so seen rn
the Disrespect.
my mom is scary good at figuring out the enemy stand users almost immediately. either that, or i was just really fucking dumb when i first read jjba
"you know kakyoin's acting kind of weird"
"is that so? i hadn't noticed."
this arc is so fun and weird, i absolutely hate it.
"is that so? i hadn't noticed.
"this arc is so fun and weird, i absolutely hate it.
we're gonna take a break bc we're sleepy but i asked her how she felt and she said "i like it, but it makes me wanna kick someone's ass" and im going to take that as a good thing.
i just went to the first tweet of this thread and realized we watched jojo for 16 hours straight... my therapist is gonna love hearing about this.
its round two time. lets go 
// stardust crusaders spoilers
"why couldn't avdol just let bonehead (polnareff) die?! what the hell?"
im
"why couldn't avdol just let bonehead (polnareff) die?! what the hell?"
im
i realize now how many of these arcs i completely forgot about now that im rewatching it
oh i just got a really funny thought for a tweet hold on
// sdc spoilers?
"how the hell does jotaro manage to find the exact same jacket with that exact same chain after it all burned up like that"
"mom, i promise you, i geniunely Do Not Know. you kinda accept things like that with anime."
"i guess so huh"
"how the hell does jotaro manage to find the exact same jacket with that exact same chain after it all burned up like that"
"mom, i promise you, i geniunely Do Not Know. you kinda accept things like that with anime."
"i guess so huh"
mom just looked at me with the most serious look and said "isn't polnareff french? and aren't they in pakistan? why are they all speaking japanese?"
i gave her a look and then it hit her and i just about LOST it.
almost as if... we're watching a japanese tv show...
i gave her a look and then it hit her and i just about LOST it.
almost as if... we're watching a japanese tv show...
[about steely dan]
mom: oh he's cute!
me: but he's a huge bastard!!
mom: and? he's the cutest guy character so far other than jonathan!
my mom rly out here, huh
mom: oh he's cute!
me: but he's a huge bastard!!
mom: and? he's the cutest guy character so far other than jonathan!
my mom rly out here, huh
she really chose the character who bullies jotaro, a 17 year old, and was like "yea i like him"
i actually cannot believe this
i actually cannot believe this
we were discussing our favourite crusaders so far and she said she likes avdol and jotaro the most, but she also thinks polnareff is funny.
i told her kakyoin (and avdol) were my favourites and she immediately assigned me kakyoin kin
i told her kakyoin (and avdol) were my favourites and she immediately assigned me kakyoin kin
"yea i can definitely see that! you're just like him -- quiet and introspective. though, i expected you to like jotaro more, since you act like him as well."
she's just straight up psychoanalyzing me using jojo characters. how... interesting.
she's just straight up psychoanalyzing me using jojo characters. how... interesting.
i wonder how she'll feel when we get kakyoin's backstory
"y'know i liked young joseph too, but old joseph... he reminds me of our own old man."
i absolutely hate it. she's 100% right, and it's terrible.
i absolutely hate it. she's 100% right, and it's terrible.
the sun arc has just been my mom giving me camel facts. fun times.
oh hell yea its judgement time baby
// sdc spoilers + gore ment.
i CONSTANTLY think about how absolutely fucked it would have been if polnareff died before the real avdol got to him during the judgement arc.
he would have died being eaten alive by the people he loved most and that just makes me rly sad
i CONSTANTLY think about how absolutely fucked it would have been if polnareff died before the real avdol got to him during the judgement arc.
he would have died being eaten alive by the people he loved most and that just makes me rly sad
// sdc spoilers
I ALSO CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT HOW THEY DIDN'T FUCKING TELL POLNAREFF AVDOL WAS ALIVE!! it's so fucked! they could have at least been somewhat sympathetic or some shit! they saw how polnareff was affected by his "death" and they pull that shit! it makes me so mad!
I ALSO CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT HOW THEY DIDN'T FUCKING TELL POLNAREFF AVDOL WAS ALIVE!! it's so fucked! they could have at least been somewhat sympathetic or some shit! they saw how polnareff was affected by his "death" and they pull that shit! it makes me so mad!
mom is giving me scuba diving tips and criticizing the entire scuba diving scene as she explains how they should actually be doing it.
a very informative jojo session.
a very informative jojo session.
GOD I LOVE SUZI Q SO MUCH!!!!
ok, we're stopping for tonight, but we'll watch the egypt arc after we get some rest, so in the meantime, i'd like to say some of my mom's overall thoughts so far bc i am enjoying this a lot more than i expected 
// general jjba spoilers
her favourite fights so far have been the jonathan v. dio fights, and the wamuu v. joseph fight, kars. v joseph fight, and the death 13 fight
she thought the empress fight was pretty funny, and she thought wheel of fortune (the stand) was cool.
her favourite fights so far have been the jonathan v. dio fights, and the wamuu v. joseph fight, kars. v joseph fight, and the death 13 fight
she thought the empress fight was pretty funny, and she thought wheel of fortune (the stand) was cool.
// general jjba spoilers
she's still upset about jonathan's and caesar's deaths, but is very glad that "at least avdol came back".
she also said she will be very upset if kakyoin dies.
Needless to say, this whole JoJo binge with my mom has turned me into an amazing liar.
she's still upset about jonathan's and caesar's deaths, but is very glad that "at least avdol came back".
she also said she will be very upset if kakyoin dies.
Needless to say, this whole JoJo binge with my mom has turned me into an amazing liar.
// general jjba spoilers
as for her opinions of characters, she still thinks dio is an arrogant prick (he is), she said she warmed up to caesar -- aka "naruto boy"-- and young joseph, but prefers lisa lisa, or as she calls her, "anime shania twain" -
as for her opinions of characters, she still thinks dio is an arrogant prick (he is), she said she warmed up to caesar -- aka "naruto boy"-- and young joseph, but prefers lisa lisa, or as she calls her, "anime shania twain" -
// general jjba spoilers
she ended up liking kars, but can't get over the fact that he looks like "anime steven tyler". she's also warmed up to jotaro and thinks star platinum is very badass. "imagine being able to punch that fast! you wouldn't have to worry about anything!"
she ended up liking kars, but can't get over the fact that he looks like "anime steven tyler". she's also warmed up to jotaro and thinks star platinum is very badass. "imagine being able to punch that fast! you wouldn't have to worry about anything!"
// general jjba spoilers
she thinks old joseph and polnareff are extremely goofy, but "without their comic relief, it'd be a lot sadder". she also says "avdol and kakyoin are the brains of the crusaders, without them, this entire mission would fall apart. too many hotheads."
she thinks old joseph and polnareff are extremely goofy, but "without their comic relief, it'd be a lot sadder". she also says "avdol and kakyoin are the brains of the crusaders, without them, this entire mission would fall apart. too many hotheads."
// general jjba spoilers
she's excited for iggy though because i keep hyping him up, but i simply don't have the heart to even make a slight allusion as to what's to come.
she's excited for iggy though because i keep hyping him up, but i simply don't have the heart to even make a slight allusion as to what's to come.
OH!! she also thinks all the little pop culture references are funny. i really wish diu and golden wind were on netflix because i think she'd enjoy them lots too
alright, we're continuing on!
n'doul
oh hell yea its oingo boingo time baby.
i fucking love this arc its so fucking funny
i fucking love this arc its so fucking funny
anubis kinda
where's all the hot furry art of him, huh?
where's all the hot furry art of him, huh?
// sdc spoilers
"aw!! baby polnareff and silver chariot are so cute!!"
me, knowing what's about to happen:
"aw!! baby polnareff and silver chariot are so cute!!"
me, knowing what's about to happen:
// sdc spoilers
"this would be a lot cuter if this wasn't so clearly perverted. imagine how cute it would be if they were all kids, and not being chased down and k!lled! why can't we have that instead?"
god how i wish it were that cute and innocent too.
"this would be a lot cuter if this wasn't so clearly perverted. imagine how cute it would be if they were all kids, and not being chased down and k!lled! why can't we have that instead?"
god how i wish it were that cute and innocent too.
// sdc spoilers
anyways, fuck alessi. i hate this arc with a burning fucking passion.
anyways, fuck alessi. i hate this arc with a burning fucking passion.
// sdc spoilers
retiring for tonight bc i'm v sleepy. we've stopped at the pet shop episode, so i have time to mentally prepare for literally everything that's about to come.
despite how many times i read or watch sdc, i am Never Ready for the vanilla ice or dio fights.
retiring for tonight bc i'm v sleepy. we've stopped at the pet shop episode, so i have time to mentally prepare for literally everything that's about to come.
despite how many times i read or watch sdc, i am Never Ready for the vanilla ice or dio fights.
mom said she likes anubis and oingo + boingo. she said they crack her up, but i'm also labeling her a furry for liking anubis.
she says the other fights of this arc were "eh" so far or in al*ssi's case, "way too creepy".
very sad she doesn't like n'doul.
she says the other fights of this arc were "eh" so far or in al*ssi's case, "way too creepy".
very sad she doesn't like n'doul.
final round until diamond is unbreakable and golden wind get added to us netflix!
i told my mom i'd make popcorn before the "exciting and totally not sad final fight with dio".
who knows? maybe crying while eating popcorn makes it less sad.
who knows? maybe crying while eating popcorn makes it less sad.
// sdc spoilers
"that's a cool ass bird! they should have avdol fight against it since he has a fire bird stand."
"but then iggy won't get any development!"
"but it would be cool with avdol!"
she's not wrong but
"that's a cool ass bird! they should have avdol fight against it since he has a fire bird stand."
"but then iggy won't get any development!"
"but it would be cool with avdol!"
she's not wrong but
//sdc spoilers
"what the hell!! iggy's such a coward, i thought you said he's better than this!"
"he is mom, i promise"
she's just tearing into iggy man
"what the hell!! iggy's such a coward, i thought you said he's better than this!"
"he is mom, i promise"
she's just tearing into iggy man
// sdc spoilers
"wait, iggy doesn't die does he?!"
"of course not."
she's not gonna be ready for the vanilla ice fight
"wait, iggy doesn't die does he?!"
"of course not."
she's not gonna be ready for the vanilla ice fight
// sdc spoilers
"it's about time they brought kakyoin back! i missed him."
Oh No.
"it's about time they brought kakyoin back! i missed him."
Oh No.
// sdc spoilers
me and my mom are just casually critiquing terence and kakyoin's gameplay as if we're watching a fucking gaming tournament.
my mom is SO into it, its kind of funny ngl
me and my mom are just casually critiquing terence and kakyoin's gameplay as if we're watching a fucking gaming tournament.
my mom is SO into it, its kind of funny ngl
i love the terence darby fight so much. the visuals are so good. dare i say, they're poggers.
// sdc spoilers
oh no its vanilla ice time
oh no its vanilla ice time
// sdc spoilers
"If we get out here alive, you'd better treat me to a fancy dinner."
that line hurts worse every time i watch/read sdc
"If we get out here alive, you'd better treat me to a fancy dinner."
that line hurts worse every time i watch/read sdc
// sdc spoilers
i miss twenty seconds ago when avdol was still alive
i miss twenty seconds ago when avdol was still alive
// sdc spoilers
my mom is in serious denial about avdol dying. this shit Hurts.
my mom is in serious denial about avdol dying. this shit Hurts.
// sdc spoilers
iggys death hurts, but if they had placed that flashback that they had after iggy fought pet shop before he saved polnareff, i feel like it would have hurt at least 10x worse.
iggys death hurts, but if they had placed that flashback that they had after iggy fought pet shop before he saved polnareff, i feel like it would have hurt at least 10x worse.
// sdc spoilers
"oh so NOW the sunlight affects vanilla ice because it's convenient? that's such bullshit."
mom is Mad about this. i don't blame her though, she's right.
"oh so NOW the sunlight affects vanilla ice because it's convenient? that's such bullshit."
mom is Mad about this. i don't blame her though, she's right.
suzi q
// sdc spoilers?
"why the hell does dio look like that? those pants are absolutely terrible."
"why the hell does dio look like that? those pants are absolutely terrible."
my mom is literally sitting here complaining about how terrible dio's outfit looks and its Very Funny
//sdc spoilers
"I've figured out a way to reveal Dio's true ability!"
this is another line that hurts Every Single Time. truly a line before disaster.
"I've figured out a way to reveal Dio's true ability!"
this is another line that hurts Every Single Time. truly a line before disaster.
// sdc spoilers
"My final... emerald splash..."
it is officially Sad Hours
"My final... emerald splash..."
it is officially Sad Hours
// sdc spoilers
the ending of sdc always feels bittersweet. there's something that isn't really fulfilling about it for me. like yea, dio's dead, but i feel like that final scene could have had a lot more oomph, you know?
the ending of sdc always feels bittersweet. there's something that isn't really fulfilling about it for me. like yea, dio's dead, but i feel like that final scene could have had a lot more oomph, you know?
// sdc spoilers
it ALWAYS bugged me that joseph somehow doesn't become a vampire. mom agrees w/ me but she said that they should have been able to bring kakyoin back, if they were able to bring back joseph. which is true, but i don't think there would have been enough blood imo.
it ALWAYS bugged me that joseph somehow doesn't become a vampire. mom agrees w/ me but she said that they should have been able to bring kakyoin back, if they were able to bring back joseph. which is true, but i don't think there would have been enough blood imo.
// sdc spoilers
she feels Very Strongly about avdol and kakyoin's deaths though. she said "i would have killed polnareff before kakyoin, and joseph before avdol. they deserved it more." and While I Agree, i couldnt help but laugh.
she feels Very Strongly about avdol and kakyoin's deaths though. she said "i would have killed polnareff before kakyoin, and joseph before avdol. they deserved it more." and While I Agree, i couldnt help but laugh.
we're gonna see if we can find a way to watch diu and gw but until then this thread is on pause. this has been really fun haha
i might come back with some of her other jojo opinions though
i might come back with some of her other jojo opinions though
// sdc spoilers
i asked her 4 final thoughts and she says anubis, horus, and the world were her favourite fights. she thought the world was cool, but she still thinks dio's a dick. she thought the terence fight was cool, and then she proceeded to try and solve all the plotholes.
i asked her 4 final thoughts and she says anubis, horus, and the world were her favourite fights. she thought the world was cool, but she still thinks dio's a dick. she thought the terence fight was cool, and then she proceeded to try and solve all the plotholes.
she tried to apply logic to it all because "none of it makes sense, even according to their own lore!" and i just had to keep saying "well that's just how jojo is mom".
we did find a way to watch diu though, so it is in fact, morioh time baby.
// diu spoilers
"what the..? is that a HAND?!?"
"yea anime david bowie has a hand fetish here."
"Okie Dokie Then."
she's gonna love this one
"what the..? is that a HAND?!?"
"yea anime david bowie has a hand fetish here."
"Okie Dokie Then."
she's gonna love this one
// diu spoilers
we are resting for the night, but she likes it so far! she likes josuke and said "i'm not even surprised about joseph, i expected he'd do something like that since he was introduced"
she doesn't like jotaro's new design though, "i need to get used to it."
we are resting for the night, but she likes it so far! she likes josuke and said "i'm not even surprised about joseph, i expected he'd do something like that since he was introduced"
she doesn't like jotaro's new design though, "i need to get used to it."
// general jjba spoilers
the second she saw jotaro she asked "did he get married and have a kid?". all i could say was "yea but we don't know about it until way way later"
we gotta get stone ocean animated for my mom man. she wont read the manga & ik she doesnt want to wait
the second she saw jotaro she asked "did he get married and have a kid?". all i could say was "yea but we don't know about it until way way later"
we gotta get stone ocean animated for my mom man. she wont read the manga & ik she doesnt want to wait
the storms have passed so me and mom are officially back on our bullshit.
its okuyasu time
its okuyasu time
i haven't said much but i would actually die for yukako
// diu spoilers
me: i love yukako, i think she's so fun
mom: FUN?!? SHE'S ABOUT TO ELECTROCUTE KOICHI??? ARE YOU CRAZY?
me: yea! she's real fun! you'll see. :)
me: i love yukako, i think she's so fun
mom: FUN?!? SHE'S ABOUT TO ELECTROCUTE KOICHI??? ARE YOU CRAZY?
me: yea! she's real fun! you'll see. :)
// diu spoilers
we are resting for tonight because the place we're watching it on is getting all screwy.
her favourite character is koichi, she thinks okuyasu is funny as hell, her favourite fight so far is koichi v. yukako, and she thought the josuyasu date was funny as hell.
we are resting for tonight because the place we're watching it on is getting all screwy.
her favourite character is koichi, she thinks okuyasu is funny as hell, her favourite fight so far is koichi v. yukako, and she thought the josuyasu date was funny as hell.
// diu spoilers
she loves tonio, she thinks he's funny. she dislikes tamami and hazamada though, she says theyre "very unlikeable and what they did wasn't very cool".
so essentially, my mom has taste. she's really digging diu so far and she's excited for the akira fight
she loves tonio, she thinks he's funny. she dislikes tamami and hazamada though, she says theyre "very unlikeable and what they did wasn't very cool".
so essentially, my mom has taste. she's really digging diu so far and she's excited for the akira fight
It Is That Time Of Day
can we talk about how okuyasu has a motorcycle bc its cool ngl
//diu spoilers
"why don't they just take joseph to tonio's since he's got all these health problems now?"
you know what... mom has a point
"why don't they just take joseph to tonio's since he's got all these health problems now?"
you know what... mom has a point
// diu spoilers
[akira appears]
"is that his user?? he looks cool as fuck!!!"
mom said akira rights
to be fair, akira does look pretty cool though
[akira appears]
"is that his user?? he looks cool as fuck!!!"
mom said akira rights
to be fair, akira does look pretty cool though
// diu spoilers
why the hell does the scene where joseph and josuke meet always make me all emotional and giddy like i sit there with the most sad-happy look on my face while i watch it.
i feel koichi in that scene, like me too little dude. me too.
why the hell does the scene where joseph and josuke meet always make me all emotional and giddy like i sit there with the most sad-happy look on my face while i watch it.
i feel koichi in that scene, like me too little dude. me too.
// diu spoilers
when i first read diu it honestly gave me secondhand embarassment, and joseph and josukes awkward father-son relationship still does, but over time this scene just became cute to me. idk maybe its the daddy issues.
when i first read diu it honestly gave me secondhand embarassment, and joseph and josukes awkward father-son relationship still does, but over time this scene just became cute to me. idk maybe its the daddy issues.
[crazy noisy bizarre town comes on]
me and my mom, immediately:
me and my mom, immediately:
diu makes me miss shizuka. i wish she came back in a later part
MOM JUST SAID KOICHI AND HAZAMADA IN THE ROHAN EPISODE ARE LIKE ME AND MY FRIENDS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
THAT SHIT *HURTED*.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
THAT SHIT *HURTED*.
[rohan comes on screen]
"he looks like that beauty guy. the one your cousin likes."
"j*mes charles?!?"
"yea that one."
i HATE that she's right.
"he looks like that beauty guy. the one your cousin likes."
"j*mes charles?!?"
"yea that one."
i HATE that she's right.
//diu spoilers
"is he the hand guy?"
"does he give off that vibe?"
"yea, he's kind of creepy."
"is he the hand guy?"
"does he give off that vibe?"
"yea, he's kind of creepy."
hell yea its chase time
mom said chase is cool. absolute w.
god i love the visuals in the cinderella episode so much
// diu spoilers
[killer queen appears]
"woah! he's so cool! he looks like mewtwo."
[killer queen appears]
"woah! he's so cool! he looks like mewtwo."
//diu spoilers
does anyone ever talk about the fact that koichi, who is 5'2, is able to drag jotaro, a very well built 6'5 man, all the way to the back (and eventually outside) of centipede shoes?
like, i'm about 5'1 or so and i can barely lift my friends who are 5'6.
does anyone ever talk about the fact that koichi, who is 5'2, is able to drag jotaro, a very well built 6'5 man, all the way to the back (and eventually outside) of centipede shoes?
like, i'm about 5'1 or so and i can barely lift my friends who are 5'6.
i genuinely feel bad for his back because you KNOW bending over and dragging something -or in this case, someone- that heavy is gonna hurt your back like hell
//diu spoilers
echoes act 3 babyyyyy
echoes act 3 babyyyyy
//diu spoilers
is it just me or did kira flirt with jotaro before jotaro beat his ass
is it just me or did kira flirt with jotaro before jotaro beat his ass
// diu spoilers
mom just asked if shinobu and hayato were jotaro's wife and kid.
stone ocean's gotta get animated man, she's gonna keep asking where jotaro's kid is until we get to watch stone ocean together.
mom just asked if shinobu and hayato were jotaro's wife and kid.
stone ocean's gotta get animated man, she's gonna keep asking where jotaro's kid is until we get to watch stone ocean together.
we're resting for tonight, and mom continues to try and solve every little issue she has with the plot and certain characters. its insanely funny.
what's also insanely funny is her pronunciation of everyone's names, it's really a hoot.
what's also insanely funny is her pronunciation of everyone's names, it's really a hoot.
here's some that make me laugh:
"jo-suki", "roen", "kochi", "jotehro", "okiyas", "yokak", "shagseki", and "kira heart queen"
she certainly is trying but i cannot help but its insanely funny. she also refers to the stands as their localized names, so that's also pretty funny.
"jo-suki", "roen", "kochi", "jotehro", "okiyas", "yokak", "shagseki", and "kira heart queen"
she certainly is trying but i cannot help but its insanely funny. she also refers to the stands as their localized names, so that's also pretty funny.
// diu spoilers
outside of the way she says names, koichi is her favourite character. she loves echoes and thinks he's badass as hell. she likes rohan and his stand, killer queen (not kira tho), and she thinks akira and red hot chili pepper were cool as hell.
outside of the way she says names, koichi is her favourite character. she loves echoes and thinks he's badass as hell. she likes rohan and his stand, killer queen (not kira tho), and she thinks akira and red hot chili pepper were cool as hell.
// diu spoilers
her favourite fights were akira v. josuke, rohan v. josuke, shigechi v. josuyasu, and the sheer heart attack fight. she liked the end of the cinderella arc, though she said she didn't like most of it. she also thinks shizuka is cute, "but i feel bad for suzi q."
her favourite fights were akira v. josuke, rohan v. josuke, shigechi v. josuyasu, and the sheer heart attack fight. she liked the end of the cinderella arc, though she said she didn't like most of it. she also thinks shizuka is cute, "but i feel bad for suzi q."
it has been very fun so far, i am genuinely enjoying this time spent in isolation watching jjba with my mom. i think i honestly would have imploded if i was stuck with her without anything to do other than talk about politics and her... Not So Savory views all day.
it also distracts me from Bad Thoughts and it puts some duck tape over my rocky relationship with my mother, so i always consider that a plus 
//diu spoilers?
OH YEA she keeps complaining about joseph and its funny. "why doesnt he just use hermit purple? there's no point of him being there other than to just add another kid to his growing list of children if he can't use his stand!"
OH YEA she keeps complaining about joseph and its funny. "why doesnt he just use hermit purple? there's no point of him being there other than to just add another kid to his growing list of children if he can't use his stand!"
its time
its great days AND mikitaka time
// diu spoilers
i havent been talking much here bc me and my mom are super into it but we're on bites the dust rn and god i love bites the dust because it plays on my favourite fiction tropes ever. i fucking LOVE a good time loop. i absolutely blame vocaloid for this.
i havent been talking much here bc me and my mom are super into it but we're on bites the dust rn and god i love bites the dust because it plays on my favourite fiction tropes ever. i fucking LOVE a good time loop. i absolutely blame vocaloid for this.
//diu spoilers
the click in the opening scares me everytime i swear
the click in the opening scares me everytime i swear
// diu spoilers
okuyasu
okuyasu
the way the ending of diu makes me cry every goddamm time
// diu spoilers
if the ending of diu --or in the very least, reimi's send off-- doesn't make you cry, youre LYING!!!!
if the ending of diu --or in the very least, reimi's send off-- doesn't make you cry, youre LYING!!!!
"that was a damn good ending. i think it's the best one so far. i really enjoyed that one."
mom has taste
mom has taste
as far as her thoughts go on the chunk we watched tonight, she liked mikitaka and hayato, and she enjoyed the final fight. there wasn't really a fight she disliked, and so far, diu is her favourite part of all time. she REALLY likes it.
we're resting for tonight, but golden wind is up next and i am quite excited
its golden wind time
"these new guys are cool! their stands are cool!!"
[the opening comes on]
"ooohhh!!! that stand is cool! so is that one!!! oooh!!!"
"ooohhh!!! that stand is cool! so is that one!!! oooh!!!"
"giorno's the polar opposite of his dad. i really like him."
"i do believe that may be the point, mom."
"fair enough."
"i do believe that may be the point, mom."
"fair enough."
sale kinda cute tho
// golden wind spoilers
i havent been saying much in this thread bc me and mom are super invested, but we're at the point where we see king crimson for the first time and the pained gasp my mom let out when bruno got punched through the chest. i felt that one too well
i havent been saying much in this thread bc me and mom are super invested, but we're at the point where we see king crimson for the first time and the pained gasp my mom let out when bruno got punched through the chest. i felt that one too well
we're stopping for right now! i didn't expect us to plow through it and make it to the halfway point like we did, but i think mom's pretty invested
// golden wind spoilers
i asked her for her thoughts and she said she really enjoys it all so far, she says its like "watching a crime drama show but anime". there isn't a fight she hasn't liked. she really liked fugo and was upset that he didn't get on the boat with everyone.
i asked her for her thoughts and she said she really enjoys it all so far, she says its like "watching a crime drama show but anime". there isn't a fight she hasn't liked. she really liked fugo and was upset that he didn't get on the boat with everyone.
// golden wind spoilers
i specifically asked what she thought of la squadra so far, and she said she really liked ghiaccio, didn't like pesci, and REALLY didn't like melone. she thought babyface's design was cool, just not how he comes to be. i think she'll like risotto tho
i specifically asked what she thought of la squadra so far, and she said she really liked ghiaccio, didn't like pesci, and REALLY didn't like melone. she thought babyface's design was cool, just not how he comes to be. i think she'll like risotto tho
she's unsure how she feels about narancia, she likes his stand, but isn't too sold on him yet. she likes everyone else though.
she already said golden wind is her all time favourite, phantom blood and diamond is unbreakable are close behind it though. we stan taste
she already said golden wind is her all time favourite, phantom blood and diamond is unbreakable are close behind it though. we stan taste
It Is Time
this is probably gonna be our last jojo session for a while unless i can convince her to watch the ovas
tiziano and squalo
trish with da knife. who will she stab?
// golden wind spoilers?
i love trish and spice girl so much, theyre honestly my faves
i love trish and spice girl so much, theyre honestly my faves
// golden wind spoilers
i love risotto but his ability is so scary
i love risotto but his ability is so scary
// golden wind spoilers
i will say this until i am out of breath, but risotto's death is SUCH bullshit. like i was so mad when i was reading gw for the first time. it infuriates me everytime i rewatch/reread gw.
i am not open to criticism, i said what i said. it's ABSOLUTE bs.
i will say this until i am out of breath, but risotto's death is SUCH bullshit. like i was so mad when i was reading gw for the first time. it infuriates me everytime i rewatch/reread gw.
i am not open to criticism, i said what i said. it's ABSOLUTE bs.
// golden wind spoiler?
i say this a lot when im going off about jojo to my friend, but there are some minor villains/enemies that i just WISH teamed up with the main cast of their part. risotto is one of them.
i say this a lot when im going off about jojo to my friend, but there are some minor villains/enemies that i just WISH teamed up with the main cast of their part. risotto is one of them.
// golden wind spoilers
me: a main character dies in the next episode, its a little emotional
mom: oh nooo
at least i warned her this time
me: a main character dies in the next episode, its a little emotional
mom: oh nooo
at least i warned her this time
