me, binge watching You and Gossip Girl: but, sir, penn badgley is my emotional support white boy of the month

anyway i'm only on s1e3 but chuck and blair fucking deserve each other and that's that on that

ok wait i've been convinced that dan is gossip girl but hw just found out new information from reading the blog??? so why have they been cutting to him every time gossip girl narrates lol

i know that because this show is 6 seasons long so at some point dan and serena's relationship will sour and i am simply not ready for that

a) i was right about chuck and blair
b) i find nate to be unbearably boring
c) it makes too much sense to have cast penn badgley in you if he was the gossip girl... it all adds up except for the parts that don't....

honestly my favorite thing about this show is that there's a party every episode and honestly pretty much every day. that's the real reason i want to get rich/famous, i LOVE getting invited to parties....

a startling amount of plot points from riverdale seem to have been plucked directly out of gossip girl already and i'm like 9 episodes in

he's back???

IN FACT it's possible that you was written by someone who hated dan humphrey's characterization & how much everyone loved him even though he is lowkey creepy for being obsessed w/ her for years before they dated & he does happen upon her a lot BUT appreciated penn badgley's work

serena really said to her mom "um how am i supposed to be happy if you are :/"

sometimes i wonder if blake lively would be as hot if she were short but then i just get on my knees and thank god i never have to know for sure because that bitch tall

if vanessa/nate is not endgame, i have nothing to say to the writers of this show anymore; the amount of chemistry they had in that one scene is far more than he's had with any other person in this show except sebastian stan

funny how they never showed dan emailing gossip girl even though they always show when chuck emails her almost like he didn't have to email gossip girl

the fact that penn badgley and blake lively are the only actors on this show that are still relevant

madchen amick is here... this really is riverdale huh

ok how MANY times are people going to say chuck and blair deserve each other like WE KNOW... get them together then!!!

when dan punched that guy and chuck looked so happy... me too.....

wait are they really setting up that all the hoes are going to yale, after a huge part of the first season was them wanting to go to all different schools, so that gossip girl will gossip them AT YALE....

nate moving in with the humphrey's

NATE AND JENNY KISSING.....

this show better not act like dan should feel bad for millionaire bart bass having to face consequences for his actions.... but they will lmao

dan is just kinda walking around in these episodes not doin shit... penn badgley HAS the range and for WHAT!!

ok i know i said i want vanessa and nate to be end game but not at the cost of me not liking vanessa lmao

this show keeps pretending the ugliest men are hot enough to date serena... it makes me feel truly sick

this dan and serena will they won't they will go on for 6 seasons but i know they will..... there is nothing if there is not dan and serena.....

i AM sick of the jenny makes a petty move and everyone gets mad at her even though they don't ever care when blair and chuck do it plotlines. which i also think may continue

bart DIED??!!!!!!! why am i laughing

these 17 year olds on gossip girl can go to high class bars in new york city and i can't even go to dive bars in wausau right now :( torture

what about ed westwick's rights? he has such a talent for looking upset and i love that for him

maybe signs by bloc party is one of the most beautiful songs ever made and maybe they were right to make it the theme of blair and chuck admitting they love each other, spurned by his father's passing. maybe some straight people do have rights and the writers manifested that

rufus mad at lily for getting an abortion 20 years ago... get over it sis

wait she DIDN'T have an abortion... even worse... which of these random teens is the human link between dan and serena. also another riverdale plot. they really need new material

y'all really expect me to believe the rufus/lily child is dead? well i don't. he'll make his appearance around season 5

i fucking knew it they already revealed that he's alive so we'll see him soon, maybe season finale

if dan sleeps with this young "serena's favorite" teacher i will scream at the top of my lungs

can't believe serena is going to break up with dan so he does this & blair will find out & use to get the teacher fired and blair accepted to yale but at the cost of serena being mad at dan even though she broke up with him & he was taken advantage of by an adult

ok so it did not happen like this but she said call me in five years soooo she should be fucking fired lmao

so her not being a teacher makes him not 17 anymore and now she's down?? inch resting. i knew it

back back back again folks!

oh now suddenly dan is 18 and no one mentioned his birthday ever nor have they ever... this is why dan is gossip girl because y'all never throw him a party

the dan is gossip girl evidence is MOUNTING... he also has bitter bitch disease but we knew this

dan and the teacher fucked on school property... i really cannot right now

aaron tveit... who WASN'T inexplicably on gossip girl early in their career

dan would vote bernie so we love him again

someone explain how chuck became my favorite character and my baby as if i'd given birth to him myself

"his password has been 'soccer' since the fifth grade" the delivery... answered my question

ARMIE HAMMER.... AM I A JOKE TO YOU

dan's #1 fan being his long lost older half brother... the levels

serena married armie hammer... and wants an annulment?? COULDN'T be me

armie hammer schemes and lies wow never heard that one before

ohhhhh so NONE of them are going to yale and they're all going to NYU or columbia so they're still in manhattan

brittany snow as young lily... it really never ends with them huh

GWEN STEFANI.... NO DOUBT.... KRYSTEN RITTER...:: it's a lot

hate that serena is not wearing a cap. WE GET IT. YOU'RE DIFFERENT. no you're not you're just the most hot so shut up

ALSO: dan is the only one that didn't get a negative label from gossip girl? inch resting

when they were trying to find out who gossip girl is dan just happened to be gone so they wouldn't hear his phone ring

gossip girl is also much meaner when dan and serena are not close

DAN CAME TO THE BAR WHERE SERENA TRIED TO ENTRAP GOSSIP GIRL....COME ON THEY ARE NOT EVEN TRYING

what did i say about the brother showing up season finale... i always know

good girls go bad was this early in gossip girl???

two cobra songs in this episode... you love to see it

also just the idea of someone writing and factchecking a blog... has to be dan. big dan energy all over that

hilary duff. and she's going to have sex with dan. unbelievable

TYRA!!!! and acting crazy, her best role?

NO do not let blair and chuck's relationship go down like this...

she done pushed that bitch into the cake.....

we gonna end the only gay relationship on this show in the same ep there's a girls kiss is hot for a threesome plot and girls kiss is not real and therefore not cheating joke :/ ya hate to see it

the dismissive, irritated sigh from nate when serena said she was bouta have an affair with his fucking brother... where is his emmy for that one

every time he says "i'm chuck bass"

when eric said your sweet potatoes are bland... gay rights

soooo blair is dumping chuck because she didn't sleep with jack???

now vanessa is dumping dan bc she applied to the program he wanted behind his back & he's sad he didn't get in & serena's breaking up with nate bc she's never around & always keeps secrets from him so he's hanging out with other people. looks like brain disease is contagious

now what little j is doing... i cannot speak on it. when wil she learn that her actions have consequences

jenny going on bing to search "cancer" to establish that she and chuck are going to figure out that dr van der woodsen's diagnosis is fake.... iconique cinéma

dan punching chuck for having sex with jenny right as he was about to propose to blair and rufus comes up and cheerily says "hey! who's hungry?"..... WHERE IS THE EMMY AWARD!!!

i do not believe for one second georgina's baby is dan's. i don't even really think she's pregnant

oh no, chuck just got shot on a set from a nicolas winding refn movie :(

ok so the baby is real... what the fuck

baby's not his confirmed also funny how he was already open to the live gossip girl page when everyone else was getting their alerts

jared and ivanka... gossip girl is the prophecy

i know they have two more seasons to do it so they probably will but on GOD if chuck and blair don't end up together i am going to freak out

chuck driving recklessly on mulholland drive... bottoms up and david lynch laughs

i honestly think the best character on gossip girl is chuck's dog monkey

nate not caring if he'a gay in the book as long as he has game... 1 true ally

you know i did think penn badgley was like an amuse-bouche when i watched You, but it must be this show that makes y'all wild for him. watching him get hot in real time, as the kids say, hits different

brooooo if dan sells his movie rights to h****y w*******n... that's gonna be a double yikes

the therapist chuck is trying to fuck: i'm about to end this man's entire existence

oh my god... the australian milf is chuck's mom isn't she