THE ALPHA MALE

The leader. The chick magnet. The cool Professor. Outspoken, with sociopathic confidence. Orbited by betas - his power comes from their awe of him. So why are we so obsessed with “being alpha” in today’s society? Men FRANTICALLY search the web for answers...
THE DELTA MALE

The “regular” dude. Worth less than betas to society. White knight extraordinaire; one who refuses to accept his lot in society. He lacks the understanding and rationality of the beta and alpha; often pedestalizing women while rejecting the fattys on his level
THE BETA MALE

The beta male is the guy who rides the Alpha’s jockstrap. Contrary to popular belief, these guys CAN be pretty good looking and charming; however they always defer to Alphas when push comes to shove. They understand life and women and can be very intelligent.
THE GAMMA MALE

Weird, unattractive, + think too much with weak action. That weird kid wearing goth clothes playing YuGiOh during lunch break, the “loud but barely makes eye contact” type. They tend to be BiPolar + either romanticize life and women go full on dark/cynical on us.
THE OMEGA MALE

These guys are at rock bottom. Cheetos stains on t-shirt, 100+lbs overweight. Knowing this, they grow indifferent to women and to social mores. Clueless, damaged, and undesirable. Their life philosophy comes from obscure Zelda Fanfic. Introverted and unattractive.
THE SIGMA MALE

My personal preference. Sigma Males often were unpopular in childhood. Few people come to reject societal mores because they were extremely popular during childhood. However as adults they are cunning, assertive, and intelligent. Also a bit withdrawn + mysterious.
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