finally started watching Umbrella Academy and i’m gonna get really attached to all of these characters really quickly sorry about my ensuing obsession-tweets

i have to live-tweet this now bc i can’t stop thinking about Klaus’s plastic pink umbrella at the FUNERAL. i probably should focus on other things but that’s what i have so far

is diego supposed to be so mean? am i supposed to like this man? this man and his superhero suit?

is luther’s arm supposed to be that hairy

is the mom? a robot?

hmmm. Five just did a gross thing and i feel bad for that diner waitress

was that the monocle? the extra special monocle????

if Klaus could just Talk To Dead People WHY is he not making money off of it!!!! is my dog happy in heaven? i will pay you thousands to tell me my dog is happy in heaven

why did he stay in the Awful Future World for 45 years!!!!! i would say Goodbye to that no thanks

and why doesn’t Five have a name? did mom just forget about him? just got tired of being creative and called it a day?

HOW does their dad know what time travel is like. how does he know who taught him!!!!

ahh so he CANT!!! that makes sense and is also upsetting

Five: the world is ending in eight days.
Vanya: yo that’s crazy, it’s late tho so i gtg, have a nice night

Hazel be wanting to unionize......

i think Hazel and Cha-Cha are bad guys but i can’t stop vibing with Hazel. the man just has an ice cream cone for no reason i feel that

did the man throw away EVERYTHING IN THE BOX. i love klaus but that’s not what Good Decision Making Is

i don’t think Diego knows how the law works??? if a vigilante (or superhero) gets evidence of a crime illegally, that evidence is unusable in a court. like, it gets thrown out. i appreciate his vibes but Law is a Thing