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san francisco, 2020: someone just streaked past the windows of my home office, jogging, butt nekid except for shoes and a surgical mask
UPDATE: HE DID IT AGAIN BUT HE HAS ALSO A HOODIE ON NOW GODDAMNIT I& #39;M IN A MEETING AND I CAN& #39;T PHOTO, OMG HE& #39;S HOODIE-MASK COCKING I CAN& #39;TTTT
for those not in sf right now it& #39;s pouring buckets of rain so i& #39;d assume this guy has like thirty goddamn balls except i can see there& #39;s only the standard number in the standard size
i interrupted the call i was on twice to scream "THAT MAN IS NAKED!!!!" so now i& #39;m sitting here with my camera app READY
oh no.. what if he has had no clothes this whole time during shelter-in-place, he& #39;s just been shivering naked in a surgical mask, and so he jogged somewhere to steal a hoodie and that was it and i never see the hero covid streaker guy again
hmm which app do i keep open.. camera or tinder
