san francisco, 2020: someone just streaked past the windows of my home office, jogging, butt nekid except for shoes and a surgical mask

UPDATE: HE DID IT AGAIN BUT HE HAS ALSO A HOODIE ON NOW GODDAMNIT I'M IN A MEETING AND I CAN'T PHOTO, OMG HE'S HOODIE-MASK COCKING I CAN'TTTT

for those not in sf right now it's pouring buckets of rain so i'd assume this guy has like thirty goddamn balls except i can see there's only the standard number in the standard size

i interrupted the call i was on twice to scream "THAT MAN IS NAKED!!!!" so now i'm sitting here with my camera app READY

oh no.. what if he has had no clothes this whole time during shelter-in-place, he's just been shivering naked in a surgical mask, and so he jogged somewhere to steal a hoodie and that was it and i never see the hero covid streaker guy again

hmm which app do i keep open.. camera or tinder