Let the goosing around begin

I will be live tweeting this game so if you’re not interested, mute now!

FIRST HONK OF THE GAME AND I EMERGE FROM A BUSH

The slapping of their goose feet i can’t handle this

Oh this game is going to be a delight I can already tell

I’m absolutely delighted that BOTW Link and this goose use the B button to run

MY FIRST TASK: ruin this poor gardener who is just trying to love his best life

Oh I am going to be bad at this game, I can barely pick the mean options in other games

THIS OLD GARDENER KEEPS KICKING MY ASS

LET ME STEAL YOUR THINGS

I made that poor man hammer his thumb and you know what, after all the struggle it took to check everything off my mayhem list, he deserves it

I didn’t realize I would be playing Metal Gear Solid: Goose edition

If you’re wondering what I’m up to, I’m bullying a boy and stealing his glasses and locking him in a telephone booth. I am the agent of chaos

I have never felt so powerful than when I was a goose causing chaos to the tune of classical music