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My Quarantine Thesis

“We gotta get back to work because staying home is more dangerous.”
This can’t end well.
He never noticed grandma before & now he’s looking for revenge.
That’s not coffee ... 😒
This is just wrong!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO
my biggest fear ... I hate tan lines!
When Quarantine
fails to protect you ...
How many wives
DOES Major have? 😂

Guess times are tough
for the polygamists?🤷🏼‍♀️

Or is his 1 wife THAT bad? lol
Is too much time a bad thing?
It’s bad ...
Maybe too much quarantine is a good thing ... I love this! 😍😁
Power is a powerful drug.
Prince was off by 21 years ...
It’s good to be a criminal during the COVID-19 pandemic!

Close businesses, everyone wear masks, release inmates from Rikers Island & have next day release of criminals per bailout reform.

Q: What could go wrong?
A: Burglaries are up 75%

https://nypost.com/2020/04/06/commercial-burglaries-up-75-percent-since-coronavirus-emergency-measures/
Dogs r in distress
https://twitter.com/rmata0312/status/1249441488481779712?s=21 https://twitter.com/rmata0312/status/1249441488481779712
This says, “Thanks stupid! Thanks for giving up your freedom for a false sense of security.”
https://twitter.com/baronstrucker/status/1249691577745920000?s=21 https://twitter.com/baronstrucker/status/1249691577745920000
Open the country before it’s too ....
Move over Adult High School!
🤚🏻Let me answer this!

A post-modern, corporate new world order run by global elitists is now exerting their power over the peasant class within their tyrannical, dictatorial corporate kingdoms to demonstrate they are more powerful than the nation-state.

https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1250130325356888064?s=21 https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1250130325356888064
STUPIDITY
FACT
This won’t end well...
The government doesn’t make money. It takes it & distributes it. What happens when other ppls’ money runs out?
Restart the country ... they are finally ready to live!
The “Quarantine Enlightenment” is exposing many truths we simply weren’t prepared to handle psychologically.
truth exposed by muh corona
So killing grandma with virus is bad but killing grandma with alcohol poisoning during quarantine is fine?
Now look what we’ve done!
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