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My Quarantine Thesis

“We gotta get back to work because staying home is more dangerous.”
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This can’t end well.
He never noticed grandma before & now he’s looking for revenge.
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That’s not coffee ... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
This is just wrong!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO
my biggest fear ... I hate tan lines!
When Quarantine
fails to protect you ...
How many wives
DOES Major have? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Guess times are tough
for the polygamists?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)">

Or is his 1 wife THAT bad? lol
Is too much time a bad thing?
It’s bad ...
Maybe too much quarantine is a good thing ... I love this! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
Power is a powerful drug.
Prince was off by 21 years ...
It’s good to be a criminal during the COVID-19 pandemic!

Close businesses, everyone wear masks, release inmates from Rikers Island & have next day release of criminals per bailout reform.

Q: What could go wrong?
A: Burglaries are up 75%

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It’s good to be a criminal during the COVID-19 pandemic!Close businesses, everyone wear masks, release inmates from Rikers Island & have next day release of criminals per bailout reform.Q: What could go wrong?A: Burglaries are up 75% https://nypost.com/2020/04/0...
It’s good to be a criminal during the COVID-19 pandemic!Close businesses, everyone wear masks, release inmates from Rikers Island & have next day release of criminals per bailout reform.Q: What could go wrong?A: Burglaries are up 75% https://nypost.com/2020/04/0...
Dogs r in distress
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This says, “Thanks stupid! Thanks for giving up your freedom for a false sense of security.”
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Open the country before it’s too ....
Move over Adult High School!
Stupidity https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/14/us/university-may-cancel-classes-fall-2021-trnd/index.html">https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/1...
Universities begin considering the possibility of canceling in-person classes until 2021

A number of universities are beginning to consider the possibility that in-person classes may not resume until 2021.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/14/us/university-may-cancel-classes-fall-2021-trnd/index.html
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚🏻" title="Raised back of hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised back of hand (light skin tone)">Let me answer this!

A post-modern, corporate new world order run by global elitists is now exerting their power over the peasant class within their tyrannical, dictatorial corporate kingdoms to demonstrate they are more powerful than the nation-state.

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STUPIDITY
FACT
This won’t end well...
The government doesn’t make money. It takes it & distributes it. What happens when other ppls’ money runs out?
Restart the country ... they are finally ready to live!
The “Quarantine Enlightenment” is exposing many truths we simply weren’t prepared to handle psychologically.
truth exposed by muh corona
So killing grandma with virus is bad but killing grandma with alcohol poisoning during quarantine is fine?
Now look what we’ve done!
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