So @absaidit, @Lebopilanee and I were chilling smoking, and then toom toomtoom toom toodoodoom toom toom toom toom toom toom, “hello?”, they ask us where we at? “We’re home chilling”, come to Bannister, “Sure”...

A short walk and we get to Bannister, Broadway is not that far, they met us outside to tell us what’s what, ne shap. “Hiii guys, so tonight we’re drinking ne?”, “Okay”, (oh at that time I hadn’t started drinking alcohol, fine)

So they say the only way we could drink with them is if we acted gay, heh, why?, “Naaaaah, our blessers are paying for us”. Makes sense aoweng! We get into Bannister we greet those Nigerian dudes, @absaidit and I are laughing cause how the fuck are we going to pull this off?

Ne cool, vibes, moghel asks “What are you guys drinking, SKYY or Cruz?” the gents look at each other, then @Lebopilanee says “Cruz” and I ask for a cranberry, iyoh it came in a jar jar, moghel o swipe’a card ya blesser.

So we mize the blessers the whole night cause we dancing with our friends, I sit down cause dancing all night isn’t for every night, a friend of the huns we were with sits next to me, so she finds me smiling cause @Lebopilanee is going in on the dance floor, “you love him ne?”

Now I’m shook, “I love who yanong?”, “Him, I see the way you’re looking at him”, “bathong he’s my friend”, then it dawned on me that not all the huns know we’re faking gay, funny enough we weren’t even acting differently, we just weren’t macking on the babies.

So I call her over, the blessers were like , I whisper in her ear “I’m not gay” heban I guess she’s been holding back her infatuation cause moghel now gets on me cowgirl style and tries to kiss me, the blessers are right here like

Longer story short, re ba nwele those blessers.