fuck secular Easter fuck the kids who came to school the next day like "what present did the Easter Bunny bring u"

He brought me church 4x in a row, getting berated by my grandfather, & standing guard over fake Jesus' corpse in my scouts uniform after mass

We are not the same

s/o to the boy scout who straight up passed out near the altar during his shift standing guard. A legend in local circles

fuck the youth group,all-night adorations, the singing, the homophobia and anti-choice brainwashing,

literally the only positive memory from all those years is the absolutely slapping Polish food. Cannot be beat. I will inhale a whole babeczka.