If the MLB draft has to be held remotely we're looking at :

- Astros jamming opponent internet signals

- Rays arguing that any lag in transmissions should reset service time clock

- Pirates not picking at all after refusing to shell out for a wi-fi booster

- Mets using last year's cal invite/log-in

- Dodgers rolling out a 6G network already somehow

- Yankees using postmates to get prospects to sign pre-draft deals

- Mariners keep asking commish to pause so Dipoto can finish "just one more trade"

- Rockies forgetting to mute themselves and read off their entire board

- Angels ceding their picks because Joe Maddon "needs the power of human interaction"

- Red Sox signing on as Real_Yankees to try and sow confusion (they will then miss their own pick)

- Blue Jays sending out press releases updating how many years of control they've added after every pick

- A's gonna make picks from an internet cafe because it was either buy a router or pay a draftee

- White Sox gonna be the "ughhhh sniped again" before every pick guy

A lot of you are sending in "the Cardinals would hack their opponents!" tweets. That's really disrespectful to the current FO.

They'd just draft a bunch of 5-foot-7 white guys from a local high school who'll all hit .280 while their fans spend the draft flaming every Cubs pick

- Twins keep drafting players who are already on IL

- Padres too busy putting old uniforms on poshmark

- Rangers just keep saying "idc gimme whoever had the next best broad jump"

- Orioles putting it on autodraft while they spam offers for John Means in chat

- Tigers log off after spending their first four picks on pitchers

- Marlins unmute six hours late to ask if anyone else is having trouble installing Flash Player

- [Brewers have joined the draft/Brewers have left the draft/Brewers have joined the draft/Brewers have left the d

- Nats keep trying to trade down despite repeatedly being told they can't do that

- Dbacks have Christian Mingle up on the other monitor and keep missing picks

- Giants quickly close draft browser after Gabe Kapler walks in with coconut oil

- Braves keep suspiciously leaving the DOB field blank on every pick

- Royals are wondering if anyone else has gotten this to work on Chromebook yet

- Phillies chats keep getting muted because the bot filters out swears

/fin