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why do we need the mute phrase feature? heres a taste of twitter without it 1/
bro the first few weeks of pokemon go was the closest we've ever been to world peace
corona virus isnt real, the government just wants everyone inside for two weeks so they can change the batteries in the birds
danny devitamos
forever 21 deadass sells scrubs now LMFAO
gru: gorls
highschool teachers you could be real with:
-history teachers
-english teachers
highschool teachers that were cops:
-math teachers
-gym teachers
-history teachers
-english teachers
highschool teachers that were cops:
-math teachers
-gym teachers
I don't understand this lifestyle at all
I just can't risk this one
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill
i fricking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unbelievable
i'm already tracer
in high school we judged everyone but in college you see someone riding past you on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it's like "thats a good idea"
keep all likes comments and retweets equal!!
me trying to find the person that has spending all my money
beyonce
bigmouth
my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me "whos the handsomest man in the world" and I said "uh...you?" and he goes "false its fucking ryan reynolds"
my girfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby's gotta gbe so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing
my knees should not hurt this much at such a young age
no ice? just freeze some water
pineapple and non-pineapple pizza eaters gotta put our differences aside and defeat this evil
retweet for good luck retweet if retweet or retweet this or retweet and no final rt if your boobs glow in the dark rt if youre rt or rt if rt and rt this or
sco pa tu ma naa sco pa tu mana scop ta tu mana sco pa tu mana a sco put tu maana
scooby doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villans in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust
"spiderman into the spiderverse is officially the lowest grossing spiderman movie of all time"
everybody with some damn sense:
everybody with some damn sense:
stages on twitter:
1. you created a twitter acount
2. but you didnt understand it
3. so you left for a few months
4.
1. you created a twitter acount
2. but you didnt understand it
3. so you left for a few months
4.
strict parents: "im just protecting you"
yeah now you have a kid that lies to you 24/7 & doesnt feel comfortable talking to you congrats
yeah now you have a kid that lies to you 24/7 & doesnt feel comfortable talking to you congrats
im going to tell my kids this is __________
the back probably says something stupid like "I hate mondays" lmfaoo
the barber the cut
therapist:
there should be an olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like fuck it, lets see how high humans can really jump
they pranked their students to make out with their parents
UNCIRUMCISED DUES HAVE DA MOST FUCKED UP ATTITUDES... PIPE DOWN PUSHPOP
weird flex but ok
Wen a lady gets a vibrator, its seen as a fun. but wen a guy orders a 240v fuckmaster pro5000 blow up latex doll with 6speed pulsating
when youre sleeping & your alarm didnt ring yet but the amount of sleep youre getting is suspicious
why is anime food so aesthetically pleasing
would the animation industry implode if it had a male protagonist that doens't look like this in every movie
your last saved image your most recent image the last saved picture in your camera roll the camera roll the last image the image your image your 2nd image the last saved
