In El Salvador we don’t say “ my phone isn’t working” we say “ya se me jodio está mierda” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “a while ago” we say “dendioy” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “bye” we say “salu” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “i have diarrhea” we say “gran curso tengo” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “oh my god” we say “hijueputa” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “that guy is drunk” we say “ese maje anda bolo” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “he’s in love” we say “ese anda enculado” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “change the kids diaper he pooped himself “ we say “cambia a ese bicho todo surado anda” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “stop bugging” we say “seguí jodiendo” *followed by a smack* and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t tell kids “ stop what you’re doing” we say “que bonito lo que estás haciendo “ and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “ you got fat” we say “que saludable estas” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “it’s hard” we say “está yuca” and i think that’s beautiful.

In El Salvador we don’t say “jacket” we say “chumpa” and i think that’s beautiful.