So after 2 weeks of lockdown I’ve decided my new ambition is to be a housewife. Preferably to a very rich man. I’m really enjoying my daily exercise routines and pretending to be Heston in the kitchen. I’m now ready to be a stay at home WAG. Offers from hot millionaires welcome

For those who have ‘gone off me’ since I posted that - oh come on! Did good old British sense of humour shrivel away?
For hot millionaires just about to reply, and now thinking twice. Shhh. It’s ok. I’m not the sort of girl to turn down a guy because he’s too hot or too rich