this is a joke but gorillaz play dnd:

• russel is the most caring dm every, he's massively into it. he always makes sure his adventures are well-thought out and imaginative, with twists and turns galore. really keeps the energy up. does voices, uses music

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• noodle comes up with adventurous characters and even homebrew races. russel lets her do it because she's noodle. creative attack tactics. noodle also constantly rolls insight in order to try and spot others' motives. rogue tendencies, but characters r always 3-dimensional

• 2-D always lucks out on his death saves. he'll also say 'yes' to everything. russel loves his enthusiasm! 2-D tends to bring good drinks along. occasionally becomes a murderhobo. often gets crit fails. 2-D does unexpected things; one time, he tamed a dragon! it ate murdoc.

• murdoc – bard bard bard bard bard. tries to shag everything that moves. often splits up with the party. russel won't take any shit from murdoc, and has been known to mercilessly dispose of him in a sudden encounter if muds gets too heady. he's normally fine though.

• ace – the first time they played, ace sat in the corner on a beanbag and a can. "what kinda weeb shit is this?" however, ace became enthralled. now, he's into it the MOST of all! russel loves exciting him because he's easily pleased. ace wears a special "dnd hat" to each sesh.

sometimes, noodle gets to dm, and russel plays. when this occurs, noodle is kind of a mess, but a highly entertaining one. she always knows how to make everyone roll in the floor in tears of laughter. she plays music, does funny voices, expressions and actions, even dances about.

they're drunk so they enjoy it – and noodle is also good at improvising plots and stuff. russel taught her well

also, murdoc REGULARLY plays as women. he'll even speak in a high-pitched voice. all his characters talk with an edinburgh accent.

that's kind of it tbh! gorillaz play dnd! feel free to add your own ideas to this :D