Yeah.

Dear boy, let me explain something to you:

I'm a Bitter Old Queen whose dealt many friends dying in an epidemic from 30 years ago.

I have no interest in some person I don't know being defensive and condescending.

Bye, sweetie.

(snaps fingers, muted)
I clicked my heels three times and I'm home now. (Not Kansas, Manhattan.)

Ding, dong.
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