if you are writing university sakusa and are wondering what major to give him—since we don’t know what he studied yet, and maybe we never will—please allow me to present to you my latest agenda: astronomy major sakusa

before you ask: i ABSOLUTELY mined this from the meteor metaphor. i feel like that weird ass tangent is even BETTER through the lens of “don’t mind sakusa, he just really, really likes space”

astronomy major sakusa, probably: oh to die in the vast vacuum of space, cold and alone and completely untouched

osamu, who’s meeting his brother’s boyfriend for the first time: you must be fun at parties

astronomy major sakusa, who’s had a couple of drinks at his first university party: if this meteor veers off its projected path by .8 of a degree, it could get caught in earth’s gravity and collide with us, causing catastrophic damage. we’d probably all die on impact.

suna: cool

atsumu, a card-carrying idiot: astronomy? i’m a libra, what does that tell you about me? ;)

astronomy major sakusa, who’s also moronsexual: take off your shirt