like this tweet for a surprise

. @bnsaiis NOTHING for you. i already blessed you with a surprise yesterday . THREE potatoes and an ugly radish for you

. @gerardslvdr you have been accused of SHOPLIFTING. please go to your local police station and state your alibi. no potatoes for you crime committer

. @razxsvn you have been CHARGED of attempted arson. THIRTY EIGHT YEARS IN JAIL FOR YOU!!!!!! oh and you get freebies of course !! six face masks three acne creams and a peach scented lotion for you to enjoy your stay in the jail hotel

. @igracele five blue cheese packs eight scented candles and three mushrooms for u. a warrant of arrest for blackmail was also sent with the care package. the report states that you blackmailed a large company and unbelievably succeeded . that is a major crime youre so cool

. @justinkyIe two potatoes and three ladybugs will be sent to your mailbox. [ NO CRIMES COMMITTED ]

@httplinni you are GUILTY of GENOCIDE !!!!!! but you successfully broke out of prison go live your life queen . i will tell one of my cronies to hand you one very large potato thats saoirse ronan shaped

. @LGBTFIMI sentenced to SIX MONTHS in prison for being an accomplice in a bombing incident. you will get one sack of rice and twenty one humidifiers

. @pancby TAX FRAUD !!!!!!!! a white collar crime for a savage classy bougie ratchet sassy moody nasty !!!! mare may pinadeliver ako sa bahay niyo tatlong victoria secret na pabango tsaka apat na lotion sana magustuhan mo

. @mycolmargarine stealing . youve been caught lacking! you stole a bicycle but someone saw you so its time 2 pay the price. you are GROUNDED for four months and should apologize to the victim DAILY. thirteen sticks of butter will be given to you shortly

. @BooManLag is an known insider trader. he is also guilty of money laundering. BEWARE OF THIS WANTED MAN !!!! he is sentenced to twenty five years in PRISON. the accomodation includes a hot tub and a queen sized bed. enjoy your stay!