MY FIRST TIME CHIEFING UP IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE.
A thread,

The day started so bad walahi, at 11 nikaskia serious thirst for weed, I didn't even know any plug..but haha my 5brain cells.. https://twitter.com/sheillachieng/status/1247106553821499392

Figured who was most likely to have them...kidogo kidogo nikaletewa manze kale kafuraha nilikuwa nako ungedhani GoK wamefungua gate wakasema Go out!

It had been a while since i saw these babies

Luckily ni maid solo alikuwa home (initiate plan A detective Sheila) nikapita straight kwa room nikafunga mlango na kuclose leaks like most of y'all suggested,nikafungua windows nikatilt one side 45° ndio nione kwa reflection mse akikam hivi na side ya gate

Nikaseti Sasa pole pole tu nikichill na my sad playlist
After kumaliza blunt moja nikaona ni Kama hiyo smell iko concentrated Sana kwa my room,nikaendea body spray ya mum
Nikaspray dhambi saa hiyo zimenice over wah

Nkawasha ingine we Niko Mars Mimi ,nikaona nikizidi ni kifo tu
Nikageuka tu Sasa nichill kwa bed eh wase kumbe sikuwa nimefunga mlango all that time after kuspray

Anxiety 10-0 Sheila
Smell imespread corridor mzima na in my parent's room which is literally opposite my room
Nikatoka nje kutafuta solution saa hiyo jua inashine brighter than my ex's forehead,heartbeats kwa speed ya bolt alafu naona mzae na bro kwa gate

Whoever called him was heaven sent
Bro akaingia kwa nyumba yeye akabaki nje
Crosschecking just to be sure labda natrip tu nikaita bro kwa room
Me: Ukikam hivi unanusa Nini?
Ali:Kiberiti mingi imechomwa
Me:

Me:Hainuki spray ya mum?
Him: Umespray kwa nguo? Juu hata nguo yako inanuka kiberiti na pale kwa dirisha pia
Honestly hapa niliona it's either anisaidie ama nikufe
Me: Unajua ni Feshu alikuwa anavuta bangi hapa nyuma ikaingia kwa dirisha
Him: Nilijua ni bangi Baba atakuua

Me: mamanze

Him: tufanye aje hii harufu iishe ,jik?
Yaani my 13yeae old brother who I beat everyday is trying to help

Tukajaribu jik na omo haiwork ,kiasi akaleta Downy saa hiyo mzae ni kama anamaliza call
Nilimix Downy fasta fasta nika mwaga kwa beds ,curtains carpets na walls huku brother yangu anaanzisha story ya WrestleMania ndio asitoke sitting room

Nikaita bro akaconfirm kama harufu ya Downy imedominate
Mbio mbio kwa bathroom nikaosha Dera nilikuwa nimevaa na nikaoga
Nikajua nimeshasafisha rada Gatho
Kutoka hivi kwa room napitana na mzae akaniuliza "na nywele yako inanuka Nini Sheila ?"

Hata sijui Kama hii reason ilimake sense nikamshow me huchoma nywele na avocado kuimake strong

But I needed an alibi
My brother
Manze alisema "eeh ni Mimi niimsaidia kuchoma choma" na hata hakuwa,sijui Kama ameshuku but fam

Downy saved my life
The blue Downy saved my life
My 13year old bro saved my life
Never again.