MY FIRST TIME CHIEFING UP IN MY PARENT& #39;S HOUSE.
A thread,

The day started so bad walahi, at 11 nikaskia serious thirst for weedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">, I didn& #39;t even know any plug..but haha my 5brain cells.. https://twitter.com/sheillachieng/status/1247106553821499392">https://twitter.com/sheillach...
Figured who was most likely to have them...kidogo kidogo nikaletewa manze kale kafuraha nilikuwa nako ungedhani GoK wamefungua gate wakasema Go out!
It had been a while since i saw these babies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Luckily ni maid solo alikuwa home (initiate plan A detective Sheilahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">) nikapita straight kwa room nikafunga mlango na kuclose leaks like most of y& #39;all suggested,nikafungua windows nikatilt one side 45° ndio nione kwa reflection mse akikam hivi na side ya gate
Nikaseti Sasa pole pole tu nikichill na my sad playlist https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
After kumaliza blunt moja nikaona ni Kama hiyo smell iko concentrated Sana kwa my room,nikaendea body spray ya mum
Nikaspray dhambi saa hiyo zimenice over wahhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Nkawasha ingine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">we Niko Mars Mimi ,nikaona nikizidi ni kifo tu
Nikageuka tu Sasa nichill kwa bed eh wase kumbe sikuwa nimefunga mlango all that time after kusprayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Nkawasha ingine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=we Niko Mars Mimi ,nikaona nikizidi ni kifo tuNikageuka tu Sasa nichill kwa bed eh wase kumbe sikuwa nimefunga mlango all that time after kusprayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" title="Nkawasha ingine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">we Niko Mars Mimi ,nikaona nikizidi ni kifo tuNikageuka tu Sasa nichill kwa bed eh wase kumbe sikuwa nimefunga mlango all that time after kusprayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Anxiety 10-0 Sheila
Smell imespread corridor mzima https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">na in my parent& #39;s room which is literally opposite my roomhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Nikatoka nje kutafuta solution saa hiyo jua inashine brighter than my ex& #39;s forehead,heartbeats kwa speed ya bolt https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> alafu naona mzae na bro kwa gate
Whoever called him was heaven sent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Bro akaingia kwa nyumba yeye akabaki nje
Crosschecking just to be sure labda natrip tu nikaita bro kwa room
Me: Ukikam hivi unanusa Nini?
Ali:Kiberiti mingi imechomwa
Me:
Whoever called him was heaven sent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">Bro akaingia kwa nyumba yeye akabaki nje Crosschecking just to be sure labda natrip tu nikaita bro kwa roomMe: Ukikam hivi unanusa Nini?Ali:Kiberiti mingi imechomwaMe:" title="Whoever called him was heaven sent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">Bro akaingia kwa nyumba yeye akabaki nje Crosschecking just to be sure labda natrip tu nikaita bro kwa roomMe: Ukikam hivi unanusa Nini?Ali:Kiberiti mingi imechomwaMe:" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Me:Hainuki spray ya mum?
Him: Umespray kwa nguo? Juu hata nguo yako inanuka kiberiti na pale kwa dirisha pia
Honestly hapa niliona it& #39;s either anisaidie ama nikufe
Me: Unajua ni Feshu alikuwa anavuta bangi hapa nyuma ikaingia kwa dirishahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
Him: Nilijua ni bangi Baba atakuuahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌝" title="Full moon with face" aria-label="Emoji: Full moon with face">
Me: mamanze
Him: tufanye aje hii harufu iishe ,jik?
Yaani my 13yeae old brother who I beat everyday is trying to helphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Tukajaribu jik na omo haiwork ,kiasi akaleta Downy saa hiyo mzae ni kama anamaliza call
Nilimix Downy fasta fasta nika mwaga kwa beds ,curtains carpets na walls huku brother yangu anaanzisha story ya WrestleMania ndio asitoke sitting room
Nikaita bro akaconfirm kama harufu ya Downy imedominate https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Mbio mbio kwa bathroom nikaosha Dera nilikuwa nimevaa na nikaoga
Nikajua nimeshasafisha rada Gathohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">
Kutoka hivi kwa room napitana na mzae akaniuliza "na nywele yako inanuka Nini Sheila ?"
Hata sijui Kama hii reason ilimake sense nikamshow me huchoma nywele na avocado kuimake strong
But I needed an alibi
My brother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Manze alisema "eeh ni Mimi niimsaidia kuchoma choma" na hata hakuwa,sijui Kama ameshuku but fam
Downy saved my life
The blue Downy saved my life
My 13year old bro saved my lifehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Never again.
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