Honestly, I don’t trust anybody that didn’t go through an emo phase in middle school
People that never had an emo phase would 100% hide a zombie bite. I said what I said.
Like, how did y’all just... go through life normally without wearing heavy eyeliner/listening to My Chemical Romance/writing “XD” on one of your friend’s Facebook posts? I don’t understand. Y’all are not to be trusted.
Also, this thread was meant to be a joke, but I’m being completely honest when I say that every person I’ve ever met that didn’t go through an emo phase is either racist, sexist, homophobic, or fatphobic now. Y’all SUCK
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