Thread by @Ephraimswife, Ok but like. Juza and Banri being dumbass bros (this isn't Juban [...]

Ok but like. Juza and Banri being dumbass bros (this isn't Juban but if u want it to be it can be)

Imagine Banri and Juza chilling in their rooms bored out of their minds and Banri has run out of games to play so he has the Worst Idea Ever so hes like "hey....hyodo-"

"Arent u bored. Dont u wanna do smth" and juza is like "it depends" so banri is juST LIKE... "let's make a big ass fucking cake that looks like sakyo's face LMAO" and juza didnt register anything after cake so he was like "I'm down" so they go to the kitchen-

And juza starts having seconds thoughts and banri is just like "u coward" and juza is like "i am no coward" and they start baking except banri is determined to make this the worst cake ever so he starts dumping random shit in w/o looking at the recipe and when juza calls him out-

Banri is like "don't care didn't ask" and juza is like "ur only doing that bc u can't bake" and banri being the fool that he is is just like "wydm I CANT BAKE?? I'll bake u the most fucking hot sakyo cake even you wont be able to to eat it bc it's so fkn sexy"

So then juza is determined to not let his title as cake champ go down so hes like "I'll bake u an EVEN HOTTER sakyo cake" but bc they have pea brains they think that BIGGER is BETTER so now each one of them is baking a big ass cake and banri is like "sakyo I will make u thicc af"

So now they're both trying to make super difficult cakes but the thing is banri has never baked but he Thinks that looking at the recipe should be good enough (except he doesnt look bc *clearly* he doesnt even need it) and juza has only baked a couple of times with omi but-

-he can't remember Shit all he remembers is the actual cake but like hELL he was going to use a recipe if banri wasn't

So now banri is like "hmm this is taking so long I'm so bored" so he throws the entire mixture in the fkn microwave bc hes so smart haha

Right ok so he was making Whipped Cream and for those of u who have never made it you should try to keep the cream cool so that it doesnt break apart and get watery

And so juza is like "wtf are u doing dude u need to keep it cool" and banri is just like "I am cool"

And juza is like "no u dumbass ur supposed to keep ur cream cool" and banri who Did Not Know that and thought that the cream would rise and get roasted like marshmallows in the microwave is like "pfshhh pshhhfhfbfb i knew that this is just my special recipe" and juza BELIEVES HIM

So now juza is like "I need smth special or else I'll lose to banri...." so he grabs a shit ton of food dye and he starts drawing sakyo's face with the cream and it's like 8 different shades of green and pink and banri is like "LMAOO R U PICASSO"

So somehow banri managed to salvage his cake and he's like... "juza's cake is already more solid...i need to draw sakyo rly well" so he does semi realistic art of sakyo and juza is like "dude that looks like a bj doll" and banri is like "SHUT UP SDJAJD"

Right so anyways taichi walks in, sees the death cakes, and assumes that juza and banri are attempting to do some voodoo sakyo shit so he walks straight out w/o saying anything uhH see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

So SOMEHOW they both get the cakes done and minimally edible and they want to add some Finishing Touches so Banri is like "wheres the strawberry sauce" and he just smacks a whole glob of sriracha sauce on the cake and juza is like "chocolate..." so he pours the soy sauce....

Now that they're both done and totally proud of their work they head to sakyo bc no one better to judge the cake than the man himself riGHT??

Wrong. He asks them what the FUCK were they thinking and like...bro that is straight up food poison

So they insIST that he try some of it so somehow he ended up trying some but like he got diarrhea

Banri and Juza assume that it's because of his old man weak stomach so they try some of each other's cakes (and perish) and promise to never do this together again

The end

The conclusion is Banri and Juza have Some braincells individually but when combined do not get any smarter please stan them being dumbass bros together ty

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