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Simple tips on how not to get your DMs ignored. Follow this thread and spice up your DM game. Thread!!
1. By all means necessary avoid the basic “Hello” and “Hi” DMs without more. Drop something catchy like “Hey cutie, I came here to find comfort in your beauty 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Slightly smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Slightly smiling face">”, it will make her smile and that will be a victory to your name.
2. Don’t be too formal with your words, this is 2020 bro, no girl is going to listen to words like “thee, thou, shall”. That’s bullshit bro, you’re wasting your time and she might just screenshot the whole thing for clout or laughs. Protect your manhood, my guy. No fvck up!
3. In the name of God, our creator, DO NOT TYPE IN SHORTHAND, don’t type nonsense like “ait, loff, loxx, k, gud a.m, gwudnyt”. 2go days are over. MOVE TF ON!!!
4. There’s one question that even if there’s a gun to your head, it’s better to meet the creator than open your mouth and ask. Choose the grave over “tell me about yourself”, any day and anywhere. That question ends a chat faster than Arsenal’s Champions League quest.
5. Take the advice in No.4 very seriously, because brooo, some girls don’t even know who they are. That question puts them in a position where they don’t have a choice than to ignore the message and that’s how you will loose the coochie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face">
6. Do not ask her to send her pictures just like that, it will make her feel you’re trying to check if she’s your taste or not. Be creative, you can ask for her IG handle. With that you can check her out better, zoom in and out anyhow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">. Smart move bro https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💭" title="Thought balloon" aria-label="Emoji: Thought balloon">. Well done https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
7. Always try to reply her DM under 1 minute or 2. Replying late automatically makes her loose interest in you. Girls love attention, give her your time man, make her miss chatting with you when she’s offline.
8. Don’t be pompous, desist from talking about money and your expensive this and expensive that, not all girls are impressed by that. Please my guy don’t act too poor, “I’m drinking garri with groundnuts”, no girl want to hear that rubbish https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Keep the chat simple and fun.
9. Ask her about things she like and things she does not like, so that you will know things to say or do. Avoid troubleshooting, she’s not a device, alaye, calm down https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes">
10. Praise her, in fact shower her with praises, girls love it when you adore them, no amount of praises is enough. Tell her she’s God’s masterpiece, tell her she can make a dark day become bright with her beauty and smiles. Make her blush and have goosebumps reading it.
11. Guy I’m tired, you’re supposed to be wise too na. Use your head from here and improvise. Don’t embarrass your family and generations in the DM. Make your father proud. Make me proud https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪🏾" title="Flexed biceps (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Flexed biceps (medium dark skin tone)">
If you read to this point, follow me , don’t just leave. Ahn ahn Don’t be wicked. And if you’re a girl, check my bio, I’ve been waiting for you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
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