taylor swift and tyler joseph are actually the same person, a thread:

• they are both american
• they are both sagittarius’s born in december AND the late 80’s
• they are both singer-songwriters, musicians, record producers and rappers (taylor rapped in endgame)

• both went on hiatuses and nobody saw them for a year (not at the same time, though. it would be too suspicious if they both just vanished)
• they have yeehaw backgrounds
• they play ukelele and piano

• now we have to talk about tyler joseph’s bandmate and partner, josh dun. as we all know, josh dun and tyler joseph are currently engaged

• in this clip, tyler joseph admits that josh dun would marry taylor swift. of course he would, t-swizzle is in fact his long term boyfriend, tyler joseph

• here’s tyler joseph performing taylor swift’s hit single you belong with me. now tell me, who would perform a song this flawlessly if it wasn’t their own song? makes you think

• taylor swift herself has confirmed she has a male alter ego named tyler in her The Man music video: he has brown hair, brown eyes and is a douchebag, just like tyler joseph. the only difference is that mv tyler can grow a beard, unlike real life tyler

• finally i’d like to show you two songs by the “2 artists”: call it what you want and the hype. you can hear it for yourselves, the intros sound EXACTLY the same. time to wake up, sheeple. and btw, the earth is flat

• oh and just a psa: the first picture is obviously a manip. nobody has ever seen tyler joseph and taylor swift together. you now know exactly why

• also bro how could i forget? both love cryptic shit. you can’t read any of their posts without expecting some kind of egyptian tomb level enigmas or even watch a mv or listen to a song without looking for clues

“tyler makes good music tho, i hate taylor swift brrrr” yeah buddy i don’t care, stream my edit while you’re here