This woman called my job phone and had the wrong number 21mins later she& #39;s still on my line, telling me bout how f& #39;n expensive Somers in St George& #39;s is and this Corona got her paying $400 less in rent.
Old Bermudian Lady: what& #39;s your name?
Me: Alyssa
OBL: oh what& #39;s ya last name because I know a girl name that, can& #39;t stand her.
Me: Smith
OBL: oh Good because I would& #39;ve been mad if you were her.
I swear she& #39;s cursed 93 times during her story telling. I need to know who& #39;s Auntie this is.

She& #39;s from St George& #39;s and has made it clear her love for the East
28mins
She said "I go 70 Alyssa Girl, but I don& #39;t look it, this black ain& #39;t crack"
34mins and I& #39;m off the phone. She said I can call her Auntie and invited me to one of her "sets" once this "mess" is over. Oh and shes gonna make me some cookies because she& #39;s good at that
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