I’ll be tweeting my best memories from whitesands in my next tweets

@Dayo_k and Michael playing their deadly slapping game in ss3 the whole day. After school closed they continued it in the gazebo then poor @iam_wonda got hit by a stray bullet and was almost crying https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Walking by in ss2 with my squad and @Dayo_k sees a small generator in the hallway and just starts it randomly. Then he realized he couldn’t put it off again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Maths class in ss2. Someone dares @Dayo_k to slap Seyi asogas fat head (our classmate) for a slice of pizza. Class is quiet and next thing “Gboa” with dust on Seyi’s head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Mr. Babalola almost ran mad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

Funniest one: French class in ss3. Yoruba students rushed in to get their notes. Monsieur olukole kept on shouting at them to@leave immediately. Deji was being slow so olukole started slapping his head to finish quickly. Next thing Deji snapped and parked olukole on the floor https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

Ashesi university brought 2 representatives to give us a talk in ss3. I’ve never seen bumbum so big in my life. Everybody was complete at the common room that day. I felt seby was going to recount his vows and commit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Literature class ss1.
Mr bayo: Today’s topic is oxymoron
@Titooyefeso : @Nayd__ remove the oxy from the name and that’s what you are.

Mr. Bayo looks at the board and looks back at Tito.

Next thing, “Get out” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

In ss3, heard @iam_wonda s set entered the toilet and heard Mr. Adeleke was taking a shit. They shouted “Fire, fire, fire” and man ran out of the toilet without finishing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Heard he was so pissed. Probably flogged them

Every literature class from ss1-ss3. Top cruise https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Going out during short break with dan, Timi, Dayo to junior block to collect chow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Government class in ss1 with mr omolodun. Next thing we look outside the window and see a thief running pass https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">. Next thing we forgot about the class and went outside to see what was going on. The whole school came out. Lowkey my ibibio cleaners saved the day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dark skin tone)">

SEYIS BIOLOGY DRAWING OF SKELETON. FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE @Chike_0

Stabbing class to watch ik ofili, uchenna uzo them play sports that year https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">