I’ll be tweeting my best memories from whitesands in my next tweets
@Dayo_k and Michael playing their deadly slapping game in ss3 the whole day. After school closed they continued it in the gazebo then poor @iam_wonda got hit by a stray bullet and was almost crying 😭😭😭
Walking by in ss2 with my squad and @Dayo_k sees a small generator in the hallway and just starts it randomly. Then he realized he couldn’t put it off again 😭😭😭
Maths class in ss2. Someone dares @Dayo_k to slap Seyi asogas fat head (our classmate) for a slice of pizza. Class is quiet and next thing “Gboa” with dust on Seyi’s head 😭😭😭😭
Mr. Babalola almost ran mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest one: French class in ss3. Yoruba students rushed in to get their notes. Monsieur olukole kept on shouting at them to@leave immediately. Deji was being slow so olukole started slapping his head to finish quickly. Next thing Deji snapped and parked olukole on the floor 🤣
Ashesi university brought 2 representatives to give us a talk in ss3. I’ve never seen bumbum so big in my life. Everybody was complete at the common room that day. I felt seby was going to recount his vows and commit 😭😭😭
Literature class ss1.
Mr bayo: Today’s topic is oxymoron
@Titooyefeso : @Nayd__ remove the oxy from the name and that’s what you are.

Mr. Bayo looks at the board and looks back at Tito.

Next thing, “Get out” 😂😂😂😂
In ss3, heard @iam_wonda s set entered the toilet and heard Mr. Adeleke was taking a shit. They shouted “Fire, fire, fire” and man ran out of the toilet without finishing 😂😂😂😂

Heard he was so pissed. Probably flogged them
Every literature class from ss1-ss3. Top cruise 😂
Going out during short break with dan, Timi, Dayo to junior block to collect chow 😭😭
Government class in ss1 with mr omolodun. Next thing we look outside the window and see a thief running pass 😭. Next thing we forgot about the class and went outside to see what was going on. The whole school came out. Lowkey my ibibio cleaners saved the day 🙌🏿
SEYIS BIOLOGY DRAWING OF SKELETON. FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE @Chike_0
Stabbing class to watch ik ofili, uchenna uzo them play sports that year 😭
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