I’ll be tweeting my best memories from whitesands in my next tweets
@Dayo_k and Michael playing their deadly slapping game in ss3 the whole day. After school closed they continued it in the gazebo then poor @iam_wonda got hit by a stray bullet and was almost crying 




Walking by in ss2 with my squad and @Dayo_k sees a small generator in the hallway and just starts it randomly. Then he realized he couldn’t put it off again 




Maths class in ss2. Someone dares @Dayo_k to slap Seyi asogas fat head (our classmate) for a slice of pizza. Class is quiet and next thing “Gboa” with dust on Seyi’s head 


Mr. Babalola almost ran mad






Mr. Babalola almost ran mad




Funniest one: French class in ss3. Yoruba students rushed in to get their notes. Monsieur olukole kept on shouting at them to@leave immediately. Deji was being slow so olukole started slapping his head to finish quickly. Next thing Deji snapped and parked olukole on the floor

Ashesi university brought 2 representatives to give us a talk in ss3. I’ve never seen bumbum so big in my life. Everybody was complete at the common room that day. I felt seby was going to recount his vows and commit 




Literature class ss1.
Mr bayo: Today’s topic is oxymoron
@Titooyefeso : @Nayd__ remove the oxy from the name and that’s what you are.
Mr. Bayo looks at the board and looks back at Tito.
Next thing, “Get out”


Mr bayo: Today’s topic is oxymoron
@Titooyefeso : @Nayd__ remove the oxy from the name and that’s what you are.
Mr. Bayo looks at the board and looks back at Tito.
Next thing, “Get out”




In ss3, heard @iam_wonda s set entered the toilet and heard Mr. Adeleke was taking a shit. They shouted “Fire, fire, fire” and man ran out of the toilet without finishing 


Heard he was so pissed. Probably flogged them




Heard he was so pissed. Probably flogged them
Every literature class from ss1-ss3. Top cruise

Going out during short break with dan, Timi, Dayo to junior block to collect chow 


Government class in ss1 with mr omolodun. Next thing we look outside the window and see a thief running pass
. Next thing we forgot about the class and went outside to see what was going on. The whole school came out. Lowkey my ibibio cleaners saved the day


SEYIS BIOLOGY DRAWING OF SKELETON. FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE @Chike_0
Stabbing class to watch ik ofili, uchenna uzo them play sports that year
