I finally completed the game that is:

Crypto Twitter: Gotta Be Followed By Them All (Who Matter)

@NeerajKA, you were my Mewtwo

Mystical & seemingly unattainable

Peer pressuring @CryptoCobain in person took so much work

He was my Blastoise

Dousing people’s hopes & dreams of getting rich with his liquidity

Badgering @twobitidiot in his replies finally made him comply to my Pokédex

He was my Machamp

Strong & bold as he smashes unethical crypto projects in the face

Attending a meat up helped me persuade @pierre_rochard to try my Pokéball on for size

He was my Charizard

Flaming all token shills & bonkers Ethereans until they burnt to fine crisp

Exploring the realms of the cosmos brought me to @chjango

She was my Milotic

Poised & powerful from the depths

I stalked @nic__carter for years & knew he was weakened when he changed his profile photo to an Ethereans’ meme vibe

He was my Kadabra

A brain so powerful that he can use magical thoughts to win battles

It was @Melt_Dem’s retweet in the 2017 ICO boom days that sent my account into the stratosphere

She was my Jigglypuff

Jovial & friendly until the war of words escalates to true savagery

The most formal & veritable man in Ethereum, @MartinLundfall, was more elusive than a Swedish hug

He was my Onix

Crafter of the toughest code in the game & slinger of many blocks