Premier league clubs as Star Wars characters a thread:
Arsenal- Obi Wan Kenobi
Absolutely massive, fallen off over time though, still huge though.
Aston Villa- Stormtrooper
Very well known, been there forever, just aren’t very good
Burnley- Finn
Boring character, no ones a massive fan but some love his style, not for everyone
Chelsea- Rey
Only come around recently, but if we’re honest they’re now massive in the scene
Crystal Palace- Kit Fisto
Quite big, potential to be much bigger, good fan group but lacks importance at times
Everton- Anikin Skywalker (Attack of the clones)
Another massive character, but in the shadow of those above it
Brighton- Jar Jar Binks
Doesn’t contribute to anything good, annoying and shouldn’t really be where they are
Bournemouth- Rose
Another one that shouldn’t really be where they are, only known in recent times, can be really annoying
Liverpool- Yoda
Absolutely massive, been around for so long and always been around the top
Leicester- Chewbacca
Very likeable, never does anything wrong, some amazing moments, great character
Manchester City- Kylo Ren
Massive in recent times, unknown until recently, powerhouse of the scene
Manchester United- Emperor Palpetine
The biggest of them all, been in the shadows for a while but if we’re honest they’re back now
Newcastle United-R2D2
They’re big, been around and about for a long time, never huge but very underrated
Norwich City- D-O (cone head)
No one cares about them, very irrelevant and no one has any idea how they’re still where they are now
Wolves- Poe Dameron
Came from no where to become a big deal, very likeable and never does anything wrong
Sheffield United- Han Solo
Doesn’t mess around, decent and never does anything to annoy you, big deal
West Ham-Leia
Big deal, been around for a long time, just doesn’t hit the level they probably should
Southampton- Battle Droid
Been around for a while, annoying and never really contributes
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