Welcome back to Nuzlocke Crystal Pokemon, I'm your host, Killer Tiffinistar, lets get right into the recap!

I killed everyone in SPROUT TOWER and BURNED it to the ground.

Now we're going to beat up some guys BIRDS to go catch a new FREN and replace LADYCUM.

Let's go through the roster of who we have on our team. All at level 10 because I am a winner.

First up BELCHER FIRE MOUSE! No actual FIRE moves yet but he is still an ACCURACY lowering machine and is all around OK.

Next up, BURGER TINY BIRD! Our second accuracy lowering machine and this time he has an actual BIRD move. I love this stupid bird and his stupid name.

Next up, LADYCUM FUCKWAD SHITBAG! An absolute disappointment and small part of an ELDRITCH horror on this EARTH. Can CONFUSE other POKEMON by shrieking out forbidden knowledge of a timeless deathless void.

Next up, FLESHPOD VINE WHIP! Not the best but she'll get there... if she survives. A few GROWTHS combined with her ability to be a DOMINATRIX she can WHIP a bitch into submission.

Next up, ZIPPO TOASTY FOX! An unexpected rising star on the team. Came with EMBER already and learned QUICK ATTACK. Disappointed him and BELCHER are the same TYPE.

And finally, NEGGAR SPOOK BOY! I am very happy with him. HYPNOSIS, LICK, and whatever SPITE does (still haven't looked up what that does). This boy levels up quickly and I cannot wait until he evolves into GENGAR.

'Hey! I'm no trainer but I can give you some advice!'

I don't listen to losers, loser.

Oh boy, I get to beat up FALKNER's grunts BIRDS too! Happy day.

BURGER leads the fight against FALKNER's grunts. This dude only has one BIRD. What a loser. Wait... I only have one BIRD... Whoops.

That SPEAROW did 14 damage out of 29 on BURGER with a PECK! This is what I get for shit talking his TRAINER.

BELCHER's going out because me and him have bonded over our pyromania.

HOLY SHIT, this SPEAROW keeps getting CRITICAL HITS, another 14 damage out of 29 on BELCHER. Our goal of beating up BIRDS today is not looking good.

Ok, ZIPPO time. Hopefully my secondary pyromaniac will NOT get hit as hard as the others.

That's my TOASTY FOX! Got hit by a PECK, hit with 3 EMBERS and the SPEAROWS other 2 PECKS missed! Take that, BIRDS.

ThIs CaN't Be TrUe!

'This is pathetic, losing to some rookie trainer..'

Hahaha, loser.

Pretty sure this guy wants to murder me for my guts.

BIRD POKEMON MASTERS

BURGER leads again with this 2nd BIRD MASTER. Don't let down again BURGER or I will find out if you can make a HAMBURGER from a BIRD.