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I bid you welcome to the completely not live blogging thread for Wrestlemania. 
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The opening is already one the best WWE have done in a while. Someone backstage finally watch an Edgar Wright movie. The ridiculous green screen antics. The & #39;we filmed Roman for this we& #39;re gonna use it.& #39; https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sun with rays" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with rays">
They had Gronk say & #39;end it 30 hours later& #39; and WWE didn& #39;t just run with that literally. I& #39;m shocked. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⏱️" title="Stopwatch" aria-label="Emoji: Stopwatch">
Starting with the women& #39;s tag team championship match. Everyone looking fantastic & performing fantastic. Asuka & Kairi are both simply brilliant even in such a peculiar environment. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> Loving Bliss & Cross too.
Considering this was all pre-recorded and edited ahead of time, it& #39;s certainly a curious decision to have the & #39;in ring dialogue& #39; be so loud. As much as I love not hearing Cole & Layfield, it& #39;s almost distracting how much quieter the commentary is than Asuka& #39;s yells. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
Finish could have been a little neater, but a very nice curtain jerker for the main show. In particular, the rivalry came across perfectly. Not sure their feud is going to continue onwards. Both teams did a good job. Love all these women, genuinely. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
I maintain that Sami, Cesaro & Shin are the best completely thrown-together stable of incredible wrestlers. They& #39;re certainly the most adorable. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍋" title="Lemon" aria-label="Emoji: Lemon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍓" title="Strawberry" aria-label="Emoji: Strawberry">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍏" title="Green apple" aria-label="Emoji: Green apple">
Elias out here looking like a pure snack. Ain& #39;t nothing new about that. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes"> Num num.
Okay. The sound mixing is going to continue to drive me insane. Perhaps a but of ambient noise wouldn& #39;t go amiss. For once, bless Cole for talking with volume & speed through the utter silence. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏻" title="Folded hands (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (light skin tone)">
Referee in that match was doing her job & earning that paycheck. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💸" title="Money with wings" aria-label="Emoji: Money with wings">
A match I already know & am intrigued by the result of. One thing is certain, Becky & Shayna are both extremely good in their own ways. I& #39;d love to see this story go further, the promo package set the stakes perfectly, but I& #39;m not sure how WWE can proceed from here. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥊" title="Boxing glove" aria-label="Emoji: Boxing glove">
That finish was... an odd choice. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Thanks to Gulak, Mojo & Gronk for not letting Bryan walk out to absolute silence. This is the atmosphere every match deserved. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏻" title="Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (light skin tone)"> This is my potential match of the night candidate based on talent alone. Honestly, everyone involved is amongst the best on the roster. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> Luv.
They& #39;re just five dudes & they& #39;re having a good time. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sun with rays" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with rays">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏻" title="Ok hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (light skin tone)">
Daniel fucking Bryan. Just casually diving out into the barricade like the crazy bastard he is. This match is everything I wanted it to be so far. Loving all the dialogue in this too. The selling, the character, the story. Best at what they do. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I see the runtime was padded out with extensive advertising, however. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📺" title="Television" aria-label="Emoji: Television">
Absolutely loving Kofi& #39;s pastel hair & outfit combination. Very pretty indeed. Putting in a good showing in tough circumstances, as expected of a former world champion. The coloured in gear is such a neat edition. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦄" title="Unicorn face" aria-label="Emoji: Unicorn face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Rainbow" aria-label="Emoji: Rainbow">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
The deafening silence is most obvious in this match, but there& #39;s been some wonderful spots & moments. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Multiple musical notes" aria-label="Emoji: Multiple musical notes"> (Just noticed Kofi& #39;s little armband too with the initials of Xavier Woods on them.)
(Posted this in the wrong bloody thread like a naan bread.) It& #39;s still weird ass ladder match time. Petition for John Morrison to bring his bedazzled abs back, please. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💪🏻" title="Flexed biceps (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Flexed biceps (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
The ending was a little childish maybe but a creative one. Certainly made for a unique ending shot. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎥" title="Movie camera" aria-label="Emoji: Movie camera">
Owens & Rollins is my next candidate for match of the first day. Two incredible talents, a neat storyline, both great characters. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏻" title="Ok hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)"> (I swear I& #39;ll try to tweet less & be more concise lads.)
I know there& #39;s nothing WWE can do but preacher Seth walking out & basking in the glory of no one in the brightest whitest outfit like an evil little angel you& #39;d put on your Christmas tree is just is... Something. I kinda love it. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎄" title="Christmas tree" aria-label="Emoji: Christmas tree">
Took a break to walk around my house aimlessly. What& #39;s a messiah to a non-believer? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏡" title="House with garden" aria-label="Emoji: House with garden">
Have I ever mentioned how much I love Rollins& #39; slingblade? It& #39;s a move I literally never get tired of seeing. Those white pants are getting rather translucent mind you. Are those branded underpants? Fancy. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👖" title="Jeans" aria-label="Emoji: Jeans">
No disqualification? Juicy. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach"> (It was so quiet I could hear a camera shutter, damn.)
And by now we& #39;ve all seen that sign jump & it& #39;s just a feat of brilliance. We love you, Kevin, we do. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">
Skipping past the universal championship match because I know the outcome & I don& #39;t particularly care about the outcome. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
It& #39;s time for that much talked about & #39;boneyard match.& #39; I& #39;m going to love it regardless because it just sounds bonkers. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚰️" title="Coffin" aria-label="Emoji: Coffin"> And lil& #39; Styles& #39; accent when he says & #39;bone& #39; is just the dandiest.
BIKER TAKER?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏍️" title="Racing motorcycle" aria-label="Emoji: Racing motorcycle">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏍️" title="Racing motorcycle" aria-label="Emoji: Racing motorcycle"> (Why is AJ such a smiley, hoppy, little bunny? I love him.)
Also did he borrow Elias& #39; jeans? Baggy, red back pocket square, long. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> Such a precious bean.
I& #39;m just gonna say it: the camera angles & the lighting are so inconsistent it& #39;s hard to watch. The editing is all over the bloody place. It& #39;s less & #39;hollywood& #39; more & #39;web only reality series.& #39; At least it& #39;s not completely silent, but y& #39;all really couldn& #39;t have one fixed hard cam?
All the potentially awesome moments are destroyed. Ah, sad times. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😥" title="Disappointed but relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed but relieved face">
Undertaker appearing behind Styles, engulfed in bright white light. A phenom sent from heaven. That was beautiful, that was nice. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> And the rooftop antics be slightly better directed. Slightly. It& #39;s good. It& #39;s fine.
"This gonna hurt my legacy." Nah, mate. It& #39;s not quite as bad as that match against Goldberg, yet. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍻" title="Clinking beer mugs" aria-label="Emoji: Clinking beer mugs">
HUGS. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💋" title="Kiss mark" aria-label="Emoji: Kiss mark"> (That so aren& #39;t gonna end well. See? I told you. The sound of the ignition fucking got me though. I& #39;m crying.)
#WrestleMania https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> Day 1 watch-a-long is finished. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👆🏻" title="Up pointing backhand index (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Up pointing backhand index (light skin tone)">
