ok fuck it balance relisten thread

griffin losing his shit that thb are choosing to not remember the red robe / barry. god. barry must have been suffering so fucking bad dealing w these IDIOTS.

“a billion billion? thats a lot” “it sure is!”

THEYRE LAUGHING ABOUT LUP’S DEAD BODY! relistening hits different and so much worse :)

”you found her?”

the jokes thb make without knowing about the fucking plot makes me feel like i’m about to die, clint just said “i’m not a lich but i’ve got liches who are friends!”

travis singing crystal kingdom and transitioning silky smooth into castle on a cloud is at once hilarious and far too relatable

KRAVITZ’S ACCENT SUCKS SO BAD I LOVE HIM

every taakitz ‘first words spoken’ soulmate au has to include the words “hey thug whats your name? i’m about to tentacle your dick!” and i cannot overstate how happy that makes me

i forgot how fucking awfully horny krav and taakos meet is. they describe the tentacles UHHH so much! and griffin explicitly says he’s blushing. i hate this podcast!

i regret to inform you taako ate part of merle. i forgot this piece of canon.

how the fuck did i forget that brian and jenkins come back in crystal kingdom??????

Who The fuck Was Magic Brian Engaged To

fuck. noelle died in phandolin. i forgot about that one! jesus.

magnus is confronting lucas miller and my dumb ass said, aloud, to nobody, “oh i like it when the magnus gets angry”

“you see a strikingly handsome dark haired man, he’s wearing a fancy suit that is covered by a long black flowing cowled robe” THATS MY BABE :( i feel like i’m going to weep

kravitz! canonically! sexy! and here we are with thb learning that they’ve been dead MANY times!

i’m losing my shit at taako‘s little “ʰᵉˡˡᵒ”

i wish lucas would blow his fucking nose im gonna get his ass

magnus just ate the philosophers stone im going to physically die

i think its incredibly sexy that taz balance includes classic dnd, murder mystery, racing simulator, sci-fi, time loop, game show of death and then [hysterical sobbing noises]

how wonderful!

i wish someone could have seen the actual physical fucking reaction i just had to “tell julia i said i love her” i literally doubled over in pain

CAREY/KILLIAN GAVE ME MY RIGHTS!!

“i have a spell called stone shape” ah. yes. thats how they resolved magnus’ vore crime.

“instead of changing the shape of the stone... lets change the shape..... of the magnus” im wheezing

not to be predictable but i just got chills at the 7 birds speech

“the twins. the lover. the protector. the lonely journal keeper. the peacemaker. and the worldless one.” fuck

taako and angus scene. it would be kinder to shoot me :)

angus “obviously one of griffin’s favourite npcs” mcdonalds enters the room, followed by the spectral form of griffin mcelroy your dungeon master and best friend and sworn protector of his own oc

glamour springs reference ... HOUYHUHH.... “i dont cook for anyone whos close to me” “you did let me eat the macaroon :(“ “in hindsight that was a lapse of judgement. i was just very excited about making macaroons”

taako! cares! about! him!

when taako is kind i fucking feel like i die. i absolutely love how he is kind and then just. Has to balance it by being a little dickhead.

lup!!!!! LUP....... God imagine how hard she was trying to get him to remember. i hate this podcast.

the running leon joke is so fucking good. taz balance got it in one for me this is the perfect story.

what the fuck was garfield doing with magnus’ body. i cannot for the life of me remember. i hate it.

why did the graphic novels make avi so sexy. also. god. magnus and the voidfish makes me feel like i am dying. EGGBABE.

i forgot how absolutely dead set justin is on taako wearing a skirt. i fully thought that was mainly fanon. “not a KILT like a SKIRT”

“what length?” “Well... its /flirtyy/“

the refuge theme is one of the loveliest pieces of music in this show it feels like a hug

travis, wistfully: ohhh my rustic hospitality

OH WAIT. THIS IS WHERE TRAVIS LEARNS HES A RED ROBE ISNT IT?

i feel like im gonna die thinking about all of this. i hate taz. god

“oh its fine im not into labels either” taako shut up you little. you gay little chaos gremlin.

cassidy has one of the best character voices i love her deeply

this thread is now me posting my favourite taz clips as well as livetweeting. i just. love them.