꧁ π–»π—‹π—ˆπ—Œπ—„π—‚β€™π—Œ 𝖻𝗂𝗓𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖾 π–Ίπ–½π—π–Ύπ—‡π—π—Žπ—‹π–Ύ ꧂
i went on a walk but it didn’t turn out as expected. here’s what happened
i was walking on a watermelon with sugar in my hand when i saw a toothbrush
i went to take a well deserved nap on the toothbrush
it wasn’t long before i was disturbed when a crazy woman was going to brush her teeth with me
i jumped off the toothbrush into a sink full of water. i went down the drain and ended in a whole other place than you’d expect
i ended on a giraffe’s neck. i walked up and enjoyed the view for a few seconds before i jumped down
i landed in a big nasty river where i swam to the river bank
i climbed into a tree to get a better look at my surroundings
i kept walking and by accident i walked into a hippo’s mouth
it all went black but i kept going bc i had to get out somehow
i walked out the bumhole and was covered in some weird brown substance that taste rlly weird
i kept going anyway and the brown stuff came off on the way. i walked up the mountain to look at the view
i sat there for a while admiring the view before i got tired and didn’t wanna look at it anymore so i jumped off the cliff into the river again
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