i just had the dumbest thought
Risotto/ Doppio/ Kira living in the same house
"It's my turn to have Divolo. You've had Doppio for an entire day, Risotto."
"Shut up, hes staying like this"
*confused screeching from Doppio who is shifting as the two pull him in dif directions

They share the same bed and Diavolo is sleeping in the middle. After Kira falls asleep, Risotto whispers to Diavolo
"hey, could you turn back to Doppio please"
Diavolo just rolls his eyes and mumbles something under his breath before shifting

Risotto is jealous when Kira makes moves on Doppio or when Doppio gives Kira too much attention. He's kinda creeped out by the hand fetish, but thanks God he has a job and their schedules make them meet rarely

They often play card games together
Risotto's lvl 100 pokerface
Doppio gets angry easily and proceeds to rip his cards if he knows he's gonna lose
Diavolo doesnt like playing but somehow he wins
Kira is looking at the way they hold their cards, sometimes makes witty remarks-

-when he knows he's gonna win/ when he makes the others draw cards
Doppio always forgets to say uno and usually ends up drawing the whole pack because they're bullying him with +2 and +3's

Doppio: "Why the fuck are my favourite froggy pajamas ripped at the seams and why does my arm hurt"
Kira: *looking away, sweating*
Risotto: "This loser made you to shift last night when you were half asleep because he was horny"
Doppio: "oh"
Risotto: "After that you shot some-

-drugs when i told you to go back to sleep. You screeched at me like a banshee as i snatched the syringe from you"
Doppio: *rubbing arm* "Damn, out of my skin like that?"
Risotto: "yes bitch tf you think drugs are good for you or what you fucking crackhead lmao"

Diavolo often hides from Risotto so he doesn't get scolded about drugs, unless they're both binge watching Breaking Bad on the couch and Diavolo snuggles close to Risotto for warmth. Risotto will tell him that he cares about his well being and that he is worrying him. -

- they end up kissing and making tender love on the couch, keeping it quiet because Kira is sleeping in the bedroom cause he got work tomorrow morning and they don't want to disturb him
In the morning Kira puts a blanket over the sleepyheads on the couch before leaving to work

Risotto finds Kira's nail jars and fucking throws them away without thinking twice or telling Kira. He's silently judging
Sometimes when Doppio has important errands to run, Kira and Risotto spend their time telling each other how much they miss him-

-and perhaps some dry humping + harsh making out in the dark as they wait for Doppio to come back home and snuggle in between them