This is interesting...... Mine are Egyptian wae a touch of Norwegian..

Hands up if ye took yer shoes aff tae huv a look!

This has been a great tweet. I managed tae get hunners of ye tae take yer shoes off for no good reason.

I was going to make up patterns in different shoe sizes and sell them on ebay at £50 quid a pop. I could have been a millionaire inside a month

I'm just too fucking honest.